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No. 124535 - Published 11 May 2017

Review of April of Olina Oriental Escorts, London

Details of Visit
Author:Comfortably Numb
Location 2:South Kensington
Type of Visit:Incall
Date and Time of Visit:Sun 23 Apr 2017 13:30
Duration of Visit:1 Hours
Amount Paid:120

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The Premises
Smallish but perfectly adequate room, en-suite, in a reasonably well known hotel. Spotlessly clean and comfortable, standard size double bed. All very nice and cosy. Just a few minutes walk from the tube station. Very easy to find from the instructions given by the agency. Safe and discreet. Easily accessible by numerous bus and tube routes. Great location.
The Lady
April is a pretty and petite Thai lady. In fact, she's tiny. I'd guess no taller than about 5'1". She's also quite slim, she probably only weighs about 40 kilos. She has large enhancements, a little too large for her tiny frame. And a little too hard, but that's par for the course with many of these Thais. Similar physically to Christie and Dolly (both retired), for anyone who's ever seen those ladies. Age wise, she's probably late 30s/early 40s but could easily pass for 10 years younger. Very friendly personality.
The Story
Wow, what a lovely person. April is not my preferred body type at all, she's much too slender for my tastes. I prefer them nice and curvy. So when I first saw April I wasn't exactly expecting it to be very memorable.

But she's a right little firecracker. She was hilarious, and eccentric, chattering away the whole time and cracking jokes and teasing me in broken English, and switching to Thai and back again, usually in the same sentence. She has a mischievous twinkle in her eyes and was great fun. Even though at least half of the time I didn't have a clue what she was on about.

But there were some negatives. She wouldn't join me in the shower, saying she'd showered already/didn't want to mess up her make up, etc. the usual story. She also wouldn't kiss, my lips weren't allowed anywhere above her neck really. No amount of pleading and persuading on my part would change her mind. She also gave me quite possibly the lamest OWO I've ever received, where she went to the bathroom and filled her mouth with warm water at the sink and returned and put the tip of my dick in her mouth for a few seconds, (with both hands on my dick) then dashed back to the bathroom to retch?! Like, wtf! After she did this several times I just said "You're alright love, I don't need oral today". She also goes way too overboard with the wetwipes, she must have gone through an entire pack while I was there. Literally any time my dick touched her body anywhere, she'd whip out a wet wipe and clean herself. You'd think she had shares in the company. Not as big a deal as the others, but annoying all the same.

Aside from these 3 disappointments however (and admittedly they're pretty darn big, certainly for me, as they're among my favourite activities), everything else was sensational, especially the massage. We had vigorous sex in several different positions, finishing with a fantastic 69. (Though with too much hands and not enough mouth from her.) I lay there gasping, sweating, in ecstasy, with my face still between her legs. She got off me and hurried to the bathroom to rinse out her mouth, which slightly marred the buzz for me. Then she gave me a massage.

Down the years I've had all sorts of massages, good, bad and (many) indifferent, and even the occasional magnificent one, but April's was on a whole new level. I can say with certainty it was easily the best massage I've ever had. For someone so tiny, she has superhuman strength. She kneaded and twisted and stretched and squeezed practically every atom of my being, even my head. Never have I experienced anything like it. Afterwards I felt like my bones and muscles, my spine, my shoulders, were made of rubber. All the stress and tension had evaporated from me. Walking to the station I felt like I was floating gently in soft, warm water.

So, a lovely person who puts in a massive effort, she's great fun and very likable. We ran WELL over the time, so she's no clock watcher. Would I return? Yes, but not in a hurry because of the negatives I mentioned, and the fact that she's a little too slender for my liking, and although she's a nice person I wasn't that sexually attracted to her. For guys who like slimmer ladies though, you could do a heck of a lot worse. Recommended.