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No. 125745 - Published 4 Feb 2018

Review of Yumiko of Yumiko - Oriental Escort, Canary Wharf

Details of Visit
Location 2:Devon
Type of Visit:Incall
Date and Time of Visit:Wed 31 Jan 2018 14:00
Duration of Visit:45 Minutes
Amount Paid:120

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Details of Service Provider
Profile Name:Yumiko - Oriental Escort - click to view profile in a new window
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The Premises
Safe neighbourhood and discreet building. Room was basic but sheet on bed seemed to have not been changed (despite her telling me I was the first customer of the day). Toilet and shower was grubby but clean enough for a quick rinse.
The Lady
Much older than her profile pics. Average face with braces, which was odd given that her age is clearly much higher than the 23 she's advertising. Decent tits (fake but modest size) with nice hard nips although she didn't like then sucked or played with. Muff is natural, no apparent grooming down there. I don't care for that and prefer a bald or well groomed minge, but I know some of you perverts don't mind :).
The Story
Easy to contact and arrange a time, I stopped by in the afternoon for an hour visit. Well, it was supposed to be an hour. She answers the door in a nice little outfit (nurse I think it was supposed to be?). Body is ok but face is not great. She has over 140 pics on her AW profile: some are of her but clearly a long time ago (at least 10 years) and others are clearly not here. The clue is that some pics have the face blurred, others don't. Safe to assume the blurred faces belong to someone else.

Immediately she asks for money, which is fair enough, then offers BBBJ for an extra 20. I decline, a little annoyed that she's already contradicting her services list.

Quick rinse in the shower and back in the room onto a bare bed with a sheet that appeared to not be very fresh. Although to be fair it may have just been vey old. Still, not the most welcoming environment.

Off with the bra to reveal decent fake tits (contrary to her profile stating hers are natural, they aren't - the scars underneath and the fact they're Rick hard reveal that lie) and on with the condom for 5 min of half hearted sucking. I changed positions a couple times just to try to make it more interesting. Best was standing over her fucking her face, but even that got old quick as she just wasn't that interested. Laid down and she removed her undies to reveal a very very hairy black bush. I don't care for that at all but what can I do at that point? An unenthusiastic fuck for 5 or 10 minutes before I get bored and decide to just wank over her, eventually asking her to pull me off onto her tits (for which she used oil and it felt pretty good).

She immediately starts cleaning and when I ask what was to happen next (we're only 20-25 minutes into the hour) she says "Only one play", meaning I can come only once. Again, proving her profile to be inaccurate as it states multiple pops allowed. Nevertheless I am not interested in more boring sex but do ask for a massage. She agrees and proceeds to give me a half hearted (but not terrible) massage for about 5 minutes. She does the right side of my body then suddenly stops and says time's up. I decide not to argue, shower up and get the hell out of there.

While dressing she's making small talk for some reasons and mentions she's on her way to work in Devon or Cornwall next (which it appears she has already done according to her profile now). I guess she gets around the uk regularly.

All in all a disappointing experience. Not horrible, just not good and certainly no better than you'd get from a quickie at a knocking shop for half the price.
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