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No. 125950 - Published 13 Mar 2018

Review of Caroline of Top Secret Escorts - The Best Girls Here!, London

Details of Visit
Author:TheCanadian
Type of Visit:Incall
Date and Time of Visit:Fri 2 Mar 2018
Duration of Visit:1 Hours
Amount Paid:200
Recommended:No

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Details of Service Provider
Profile Name:Top Secret Escorts - The Best Girls Here! - click to view profile in a new window
Website:http://www.topsecretescorts.co.uk/
Phone:07900072555
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The Premises
Modern block behind Paddington with overbearing concierge who wanted to know what flat I was going to, clearly knew what the visitors at this flat are up to.
More of a knocking shop than escort flat as there is more that one girl working from here so be aware guys. Room a bit tacky, carpet sticky, bedding could do with a wash, spunk marks on mirror LOL
The Lady
Ive read the site profile with the fake reviews, reviews on here and other punting sites and seen the photos. Was expecting a mid 20 nympho sex goddess with perky tits and a great ass, what I got was a woman possibly 10 years older than the advertised age.
What I booked & what I got bore no resemblance to that advertised on the website.
Yeah normal age discrepancy, advertised as 26, real age nearer 36, certainly early 30’s minimum. Pretty enough facially but the crows feet around the eyes give it away on the age front. Awful blond straw like extensions, obviously had children going by her sagging tits, doughy midriff & paunch, not exactly the tightest pussy my cock has been in either.
The Story
Services advertised DFK, OWO, CIM, WS, Toys, Green Underwear In Photos
Services received LFK, OWO, CIM, Cheap Black Mini Dress & Even Cheaper Black Underwear

Easy to arrange one text and sorted.
Arrived a few minute early to silence on the buzzer, gave it a minute tried again to more silence. Third try exactly on time for my appointment I was buzzed in, by the time you get in the lift and up to the second floor 5 minutes of your hour has been eaten up, that’s £16 for the privilege of getting to the door on this occasion.

Welcomed fairly enthusiastically by a reasonable looking woman (until she undressed) in her 30’s, not wearing the school uniform as requested. Good hostess, offered a shower and drink while she stashed the cash.

Round 1 was LFK then OWO to CIM but dodged some of it, hit her saggy tits.
Round 2 was OWO, cowgirl, doggy in front of full length mirror where she faked an orgasm till I shot my second load.
Offered a massage with 10 minutes left, I declined and asked for another BJ that she refused as time was almost up and she was expecting another punter imminently.

Rushed at the end as she had back to back bookings all day, the agency/pimp only allows 15 turnaround between them I was told.
As I lost 5 mins at the start and 10 more at the end plus shower time I was with her for 40 out of the 60 minute Id paid for, waste of £67 of my hard earned in my book. Total piss take IMO.

IN SUMMARY
After an OK start it went downhill quickly, the smell of stale sweat, spunk and cigarettes was in the air.
Much older than advertised.
Dress request not adhered to.
Looks and body of a MILF rather than the sex goddess advertised & reviewed.
Major time waster, keeps you waiting before and rushes you at the end to get you out of there.
Next customer was buzzing to get in just as I was leaving.
Photoshop overkill on the agency site.
Well rehearsed conveyor belt encounter.
Overall an OK punt but nowhere as good as I was expecting from reviews.
Past her sell by date.
Obvious smoker
Not a patch on the other girls from Top Secret, Amanda & Samantha, I saw when in London this month
A solid 5/10 and that’s being generous.
This Lady's Reviews
NumberAuthorPublishedRecommended
126049Fishcake29 Mar 2018NO
125950TheCanadian13 Mar 2018NO
125874Mancunion1 Mar 2018YES
124318The Machine5 Apr 2017YES
119126Bandito6430 Jan 2015YES

Total Reviews: 5

Recommended: 3, 60%

Not Recommended: 2, 40%

Neutral: 0, 0%

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