Review of Zeena of Ego Massage, Milton Keynes

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Ego Massge has a great location with lots of free parking and a very discreet entrance.

Tha inside is very clean and well looked after

This is the first time I’ve ever had been in a situation where the lady who I saw was nothing like what you see in the photos on the website. The Zeena on the website looks slim and toned, however what I got was very different. I got an larger lady who if claims to be the lady on the website then I’m clearly Tom Cruise!

However Zeena is lovely, she was easy to talk to and very polite she just isn’t want you see in the website without a tweak from photoshop!

So I’ve been a regular at Egos for a good 12 months now so I was hoping this massage would be along the same standard as what I’m used to but unfortunately it wasn’t, the massage started as normal with you laying facedown on the couch. Things where going along the normal routine when all of a sudden Zebba attempted to stick her fingers in my arse hole! I get that some people like this but ask don’t just attempt to stick you finger in someone’s arse, this pretty much put me off the rest of the massage.

She also finished me with 15 min to spare and then she spent 10min in the shower before I jumped in.

All in all it was all very odd, nothing like what I’m used to from Ego’s. I will be back but will stick to what I know that’s for sure.

I would recommend Ego’s to anyone but not Zeena.