Review of Michelle & Vicky of House of Divine, London

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As previously described.

Michelle's very attractive in a girl next door sort of way, reportedly mid 20s Italian, slightly above average height, slim build, small - medium breasts with large areolae, excellent command of English, fully shaved, slightly accented but extremely articulate, quick witted and evidently very intelligent in conversation.

Vicky's one of the prettiest and sweetest natured ladies I'd met anywhere in this industry, reportedly and conceivably Spanish in appearance, bottle blonde, 20 s something, petite, slim lithe physique, fully shaved, bubbly personality makes her a delight to spend time with.

Having the undivided attention of more than one lady must be every heterosexual bloke's ultimate fantasy. This probably explains why some religions preach that to die in defence of their faith will result in a fast track to paradise and attended on until eternity by a bevy of lovely ladies. The great thing about punting is that punters can get a brief foretaste without the inconvenience of going into battle and dying first.

I haven't had that many 3somes in my punting career and recently decided to get a few more under my belt so too speak while I'm still able. As luck would have it, or perhaps the patron saint of punting was once again smiling on me, HoD launched a special 2 girl promotion and this is the second opportunity in a month that I booked a session at their unmissable rates.

Even though I wasn't wanting any interactivity between the ladies, I thought it an imperative that both would feel comfortable with each as well as with me. Having seen Vicky and Michelle individually more than once, I was confident that this would be the case and I was to be proven right - the atmosphere was relaxed and fun throughout.

In many ways, the ladies couldn't have been more different - Vicky the demure and sweet girlfriend type while Michelle is the polished professional who, to quote from her profile "aims to take you to new levels of desire" and certainly succeeds in my experience. Everything they did was perfectly synchronised as if choreographed so I just let them take charge and lay back to enjoy myself. And enjoy myself I did, enjoying all the things I normally enjoy as part of a gfe but the laws of synergy meant that there was much more than double the enjoyment.

I have definitely developed a taste for 3somes and can see myself booking more in future when my favourite ladies are working on the same shift.