Review of Effy of House of Divine, London

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The place is a few minutes walk from Pimlico tube station and very discreet. It is nice and clean, as I would expect from any House of Divine venue, and I had a shower before I met Effy.

If I had to describe my perfect woman, Effy would be it. Slim, long blonde hair, gorgeous eyes, a lovely soft voice, a cute nose, pert breasts, an amazing bum and her face is just beautiful. If I had to rate her appearance, it would be a spinal Tap style 11 out of 10! She is that good. Her face is not blurred on the website and if you like those photos, I can genuinely say that she is even better when you meet her, if that's possible. She has a few tattoos and piercings, which I am a fan of. Cute student hippychick that you wouldn't stand a chance with in real life!

This is my third appointment with Effy since the start of April and I am already planning one more with her before Christmas. Hopefully for an hour, if my finances allow it. Though there are still about ten girls from the House of Divine I would like to see that I haven't, something keeps drawing me back to Effy. When she walked in she gave me a kiss on the lips and we sorted the money out. Then as I lay on the bed, she got on top of me and began lightly kissing me and my nipples. Everything Effy does is gentle and sensual. Don't expect a nodding woodpecker when she gives oral. It's soft and sexy, as it should be. She remembered from previous meetings that i liked my cock being kissed and she did that on my balls and cock for about a minute. It was heavenly. She then gave me a couple of minutes of sublime OWO before I asked if we could 69. That was superb and I began to regret not booking for an hour as I could have stayed there for a lot longer. On with the condom and time for some slow sex in the missionary position. Then onto doggy and that was pure bliss for me. Mindful of the time, i knw I had five minutes left to cum, so I asked if she could give me some more OWO, which she did as well as a handjob. I stood up and carried on wanking while she was on her knees and eventually I came into her beautiful mouth. After cleaning up, we had a brief chat about music (she has great taste, though I would say that as some of the groups she likes I like too!) and all too soon I was leaving the room and had one more kiss from Effy and I was out the door but with a beaming smile that I had on my face for the rest of the day.

To sum up, that was a faultless half an hour with Effy. Sheer perfection. To any of you gentlemen out there who want to treat Effy at Christmas and don't know what to get her, she drinks mead! She deserves all her plaudits but there is a warning. If you want to meet her then book early as she is usually fully booked all day.