Review of Sophie of House of Divine, London

Click here to report a concern about this review

Click here for a PDF printable version

As reported in countless other reviews.

Extremely attractive Brit, blonde, 40 something, slim, slightly taller than average, fully shaven. The photos currently on HoD's website are definitely of her and provide an excellent indication of what to expect.

Unmistakably posh with looks and mannerisms that easily fit in among the trophy wives and other consorts of the affluent classes commonly found at venues such as the Royal Enclosure at Royal Ascot and the local hunt balls. In the 1950s there were books written about a concept known as u or non u which aims to distinguish between the upper (known as u) and socially mobile middle classes (non u) and Sophie ticks the boxes for u.

Comes across as being a genuine and thoroughly nice person far too nice to live up to the cougar analogy in her profile. Perfect though for the Mrs Robinson fantasy for punters in their 20s or the lady of the manor one for those such as myself from somewhat more humble backgrounds.

Sophie has the distinction of being the lady I have seen the most frequently anywhere in the industry. I don't often see someone more than once, seldomly see anyone more than twice and rarely see anyone more than 3 times but I have seen her over a dozen times since our first encounter last July. This accolade is even more remarkable when you consider that she normally only works one day a week and takes one week off every month while my hectic working commitments makes it difficult for me to plan my visits in advance.

So what makes Sophie so special? The simple answer is that I feel really good when I'm with her.

It is clear that she is exceedingly good at her job, the best I have met, evidenced by the way she takes me to the heights of pleasure with the crescendo being the most explosive of climaxes followed afterwards by a tranquillity that accompanies being at one with the world. While I leave feeling satisfied at all levels - mind, body and spirit - it isn't long before I yearn for more just like an alcoholic will for his next drink. I've never met a lady quite like her.

Over the years I have seen over 2000 ladies all round the UK in a comparatively successful punting career - I was blessed at birth by the patron saint of punting and only punt when star signs and planetary alignments are auspicious. In this time have written over 600 reviews (didn't have the time to review everyone I'd seen) 130 of which are still up on Punternet. As these would demonstrate, I've enjoyed a lot of gfe's many of which purely focus on the physical level by providing owo and dfk. The best ones are those in which the lady makes out convincingly that they enjoy being in my company. In the very best ones, ladies give all the indications of finding me attractive as well as enjoying my company.

Sophie belongs to the final category.

I've been punting long enough to be aware that I am paying for a fantasy as much as for the lady's time but it's always nice to meet someone prepared to go the extra mile and embellishing the fantasy even further. With Sophie, I reported in the review of our first encounter (126706 dated 7 July 2018) that the chemistry felt right. To elaborate, she oozed what both the hippy and new age movements would define as good vibes and positive energy and I felt extremely comfortable in her presence. On my next visit, she seemed genuinely delighted that I'd returned as she does on subsequent occasions and it's hard to feel anything than really good when with her.

The physical aspects of our time together, which follows my favourite routine of dfk, owo, frottage, fj and finishing with either hj or intercourse (covered), hasn't varied much since our first meeting but I'm far from bored with it. The fact that I find her extremely attractive all levels is most certainly a major factor. There isn't usually much time for social chit chat when we get together as a maelstrom of passion is unleashed when she enters the room as I stumble around wanting everything at once and not knowing what to do next. But somehow it feels better each time we meet probably attributable to the little things that she says and does which makes me feel really valued.

Connoisseurs of 40 year old Scotch whiskies will recognise that it's the subtle nuances in character that distinguish them from and makes them far more enjoyable to indulge in than their younger counterparts. This analogy can equally be applied to Sophie. One dram though is never enough and very soon after finishing it I'm ready for another. Cheers.