Review of Katherine of London

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The location was a budget hotel just near TCR tube station. I had to present myself at the super market opposite the hotel to make sure I was suitable, if only the roles were reversed, I would have legged it. Entered the hotel, no challenge from reception and made my way to the room. She pretends to be 38, may be she is, as long as it’s 2004. A tiny hotel room which meant I couldn’t escape her, I should have walked, bad vibes from the start. I was offered a drink of water, I heard the tap in the sink being operated, so I declined it upon arrival.

The woman was poorly dressed and extremely drab, all very uninspiring. Not sure when the photographs were taken or it was her. She pretends to 38, this completely incorrect unless she had four paper rounds to do as a child. She may be 38, as long as it’s 2004

What followed was the worst punt of my life. I was told to lie down for a “ great” massage, typical time wasting technique but I went with it. The next ten minutes were the most boring unsexy massage possible. If you like talking about Covid or her bad back, you’re in for a treat. No sexy talk, nothing remotely sensual at all. Next was covered oral, again absolute crap, I just could not wait to finish and get out. Then I had to endure a further massage for ten minutes, then she said times up. I was back in the lift when I realised I had paid £180 for 35 mins of crap. She is completely in the wrong profession. I went with her reviews on AW all which are positive, not sure who wrote this drivel but they must be false, unless others have extremely low standards. Avoid this woman at all costs.