Review of Helen of Annabellas MK, Milton Keynes

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Ground floor flat in MILTON KEYNES, comfortable & pleasantly furnished & clean.

Nearby parking opposite flat only 50p per hour.

PERSONAL APPEARANCE 7/10 - she wasn’t looking her best today, no makeup & hair messy, her profile pics are probably 2-3 years old as she is slightly slimmer now. Also she smelt of having just smoked a joint, which was a bit off putting.

SERVICE - appointment was for 2pm, arrived a few minutes prior, was let in by Helen, it was 10 minutes past 2pm, before she entered the room. She just got on the bed & said do you want to make yourself comfortable?

This wasn’t my desire, she was wearing small heels, stockings and a strap vest over her boobs, she kept her stockings & shoes on throughout the session & just pulled down her top to her waist, only removing her knickers.

We lay on the bed & started kissing, very light, not FK as advertised, then I went down on her, as she didn’t seem to be interested in leading the experience. After about 15 mins, she came, but needed the help of additional nipple pinching by me at the same time, as licking her pussy.

I then had to ask her to give me some oral, which she said do you want with or without, the latter was want I opted for, well at this time, I knew she definitely doesn’t enjoy her job, or was having an off day! Very light & week, barely taking me in her mouth.

After about 10 mins of a not so pleasant OWO, she said are you ready? I assumed she meant for sex, I said ok, then she said, we can do it doggy, so didn’t even get a choice, basically throughout the appointment, I felt like she was the client & I was the one doing all the work!

It was such a disappointing experience, after about 15-20 mins of banging away, I couldn’t finish, as she had pretty much put me off & at 3pm, she said the time is up now!!! 10 mins short of what I’d paid for, very disappointing indeed!

POSITIVES - she has the most silky smooth skin & the most delicious shaved pussy & tasted delicious, her tits are perfect & had a lovely weight to them & although not advertised, she loved a good finger blasting.

I think I’ll learn to just book a 30min session in future with a girl I’ve not seen before, more as research meeting, so I don’t waste my time or money again, she could definitely do with some training from any of the other girls!

So if you want more of a light experience, almost like your first ever sexual encounter & don’t mind doing most of the work, then Helen is a good choice.

However, I personally won’t be seeing her again & hope that she was just having a bad day, if not, she’s definitely in the wrong job!