Review of Strawberry of Adele's, Stoke-on-Trent

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I hadn't been to Adele's for a couple of years, so I rang up and was given "Strawberry's" details. I'd hoped she was an old flame, Jazmine, so I thought I'd give it a go. (In fact, she was a woman I'd never met before).

Stoke, which once had nearly thirty parlours, is now down to two: the palatial Diva's Delights and the crummy Adele's. There is no comparison! Diva's is like a posh hotel, whereas Adele's is a dive: dirty, airless and cramped. It's poorly furnished and poorly decorated, and although it claims to be the "cheapest in Stoke", in fact they charge as extras what other places throw in for free.

No tea or coffee was offered, nor was a towel given.

Message to ADELE'S manager: VISIT DIVA's DELIGHTS and see how a parlour should be run.

Strawberry is a rather plain local lass of indifferent features . A dumpy figure with flat breasts, she is not a "stunna" by any means. Claiming to be 33, she has either had a hard life or she is understating her age.

Strawberry was hopeless. She made no attempt to be sexy, there was no conversation beyond "that's extra", there was no joy or fun, and it seemed incredible that she was doing the job. kissing was extra, and touching was a "girlfriend experience" (extra!). She offered covered oral and sex only, no OWO. Her oral wa uninspired and lasted for less than a minute before she got bored. Moving on to penetration, she became the proverbial sack of potatoes. I finished off with my own hand, after which she chucked some tissues at me, grabbed the towel we lay on and left for a shower.

She then said hardly a word beyond a final "see you again", to which I responded, "I don't think so!"

One goes to a parlour for something special and a bit of sexy fun. Don't look for that at Adele's!!