Review of Luiza of House of Divine, London

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As described numerous times.

Reportedly Brazillian and 22 years of age both of which seemed entirely plausible, stunningly pretty, slightly above average in height, slim lithe physique, medium sized breasts, fully shaved between the legs except for a little tuft of pubic hair, spoke fluent English, chatty and intelligent conversationalist.

This was my first punt since March 2020 owing to my diligent observation of social distancing requirements and I wanted it to be a good one. My punting instincts were screaming at me that Luiza would be an excellent choice but if truth be told, the sensible side of me wanted to book someone tried and tested to minimise the risk of disappointment. But fate lent a hand as my first choice was fully booked for a couple of hours so the booking with Luiza was made instead.

As things turned out, the patron saint of punting must have been in a good form and smiling on me that day. Using the adjective good to describe my time with Luiza would have been a complete understatement. Truly sensational would be far more appropriate.

Luiza entered the room as I will still undressing, greeted me warmly and made polite chit chat which broke the ice between us very quickly. In fact, she was to prove herself to be excellent company and good fun to be with. One of the first things she did was to move the mirror to the side of the bed saying that she loved watching herself. I love watching myself too and I also love ladies who are into it. Then she asked whether I kissed and when I said I loved kissing, she proceeded to dfk me with enormous passion and enthusiasm. After a few seconds I realised that 30 minutes would be far too short to enjoy my time with her and asked whether I could extend my booking. Sadly she had one immediately after.

Much of our time was spent dfk'ing passionately but we also managed to find time for frottage, owo, ro and intercourse in the missionary position so I could continue with dfk. I also found time to worship her feet of which she had a beautiful pair. Time flew and before I realised, there was only 5 minutes remaining. She happily agreed to a cim finish but after a couple of minutes, I became conscious that I would need a few more minutes to finish but since this wasn't an option, I took myself in hand brought matters to a powerful conclusion very quickly. At no time did she hurry me and when I came, she exclaimed, "I thought you were going to come in my mouth."

As I dressed, I promised to book her for longer the next time and departed bang on the time paid for with that tremendous feeling I get after an excellent punt.