Review of Anne of Worcester

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An old cottage in Callow End, a village just outside Worcester. Nice cottage. Parking is easy in the village hall near her house.

I didn't use the shower. I wasn't offered a shower in fact - although she seemed I think I was clean enough already.

She is Brazilian. Her photos shows she has very nice pert breasts, and nice rounded ass - and in reality she matches her photos well. Her hair is blonde in the photos, but has now toned down to a light brown. She is about a size 8. She claims to be 27 - I rather doubt that - more likely 30+ I would guess.

She has a serious problem with English. Its so bad, that it will hinder actually engaging with the lady, as it did for me (see my experience below). She might understand more than she lets on, in which case she is using her bad language skills to try and get away with offering a very poor service.

I turned up at 15:33 for a 15:30 appointment, so I was technically 3 minutes late. All I was given was a postcode. I rang her, and it was immediately obvious that language was going to be difficult. I asked for her address. Then followed it up with text. And I waited.

Time went on to 15:46 and nothing from Anne. No texts. No calls. Nothing. I texted back and said "I will wait until 4pm, then I'm going home".

Finally after phoning again around 15:55, I got another text with just her postcode. She didn't seem to understand that a postcode in UK does not identify the house. I texted back for the house number. Finally at 16:07 I got a house number. Nothing else, so had to assume I was already in the correct road.

At 16:12 I was at her front door - and she let me in, wearing just a bra and knickers. Nice. Her body certainly lived up to expectations from the photos. I gave the agreed fee for 1 hour, of £100 in cash.

She asked me to get undressed, and after allowing me to touch her body a bit, we got on her bed. Within seconds she was unwrapping a condom. She asked "Do you want OWO?" I said yes. She said that will be extra. We finally managed to work out it would be £30. I went with it because I was too horny to refuse. I shouldn't have bothered, because while the oral was great - it was all over in about one minute. And that was it. As soon as I was hard, she was fitting me with a condom, and indicating I should get on top of her.

So we start with fucking in missionary. Actually we finished with fucking in missionary too, because nothing else was on offer - despite her listing giving an impressive list of "likes". Everything else other than fucking in missionary appeared to be extra. I couldn't lick her pussy because "you haven't paid for it". Cowgirl? Sorry that's extra too.

So it took me a while to climax in missionary, and she was obviously getting agitated and wanting me to climax because she kept on saying "orgasmo". "No rushing not a clock watcher" it says on her listing. Well that's an outright lie. She was definitely wanting me to come as quickly as possible, and did everything could to move things along.

As soon as I did cum, she was cleaning me up, and she was off. I had been there about 20 minutes by this time, and I was then hoping for some massage - "Tantric" would have been nice. But she offered nothing. In fact she headed out of the room for a couple of minutes. When she came back she said "That's it - you are done now". I said what happened to the hour I paid for? SHe said "No - you only paid for half an hour".

So I definitely do not recomment this one, despite her hot body. AVOID at all costs. Its a very expensive quick fuck, in just one position. GFE??? (Its advertised in capital letters on her listing) You must be joking!