Review of Louise of MKE Finest, Milton Keynes

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I'd never been here before, but it's a modern apartment block hiding in plain sight in a quiet area of a tiny industrial area. All very clean, it felt discreet, safe, and quiet. There was no one about to see you going in and out.

White British, a nice healthy natural shape, slim without looking emaciated with lovely modestly enhanced boobs. I'd guess late 20s, very long blonde hair and looking mighty fine, especially in her bra and pants.

I'm from outside the area, but messaged for directions the day before on the off-chance I could find time for a walk-in. I rang the bell, was greeted by the maid, and was a bit taken aback by how clean and organised it all was. It felt more like checking in for a chiropractor than a knocking shop. I said I'd not made an appointment and was led to a tastefully furnished room to wait. If it was a hotel it'd be a solid 4 star. Though there's no star rating high enough to reflect the services made available here.

Louise was the only girl available, but she was amazing. She offered oral with, which didn't put me off. I find what you lose in sensation you gain from knowing you're not inviting a nasty dose of anything transmissible from the previous punter's wanger.

Anyway, in short: Lovely girl, truly great experience. OWO, then a few positions to climax. I don't do this often, but I've done it enough to know that she's much better at her job than most. No clockwatching, I think we went a bit over the 20mins I paid for, so I tipped a tenner. £50 felt far too cheap too cheap for a man like me to get to be with a girl like that.

Strong recommend, both for Louise and the establishment.