No. 132761 - Published 22 Oct 2024
Review of Renee of Nottingham
Details of Visit
| Author: | Dionysus101 |
|---|---|
| Type of Visit: | Outcall |
| Date and Time of Visit: | Wed 18 Sep 2024 |
| Duration of Visit: | 1 Hours |
| Amount Paid: | 200 |
| Recommended: | No |
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The Lady
Blonde, older than advertised, five foot five, superficially nice tits (I would say C cup), nice tan. Not bad, but centrally not the girl in the profile. She would have been okay, had she not been completely psychotic.
The Story
Bad, bad, bad, bad. The key point - take notice. You need to avoid this one at all costs. She's a fucking loon.
Long story: I booked about five days before arriving in Notts. I booked her over WhatsApp. A couple of days later I notice that the mobile number on the profile is exactly the same one as a Notts agency - Viva Escorts East Midlands. I stumble upon a review of this agency. The guys says its fake. Big red flag. I've been around, I know this could be a scam.
Anyway, I drop Renee a line: do you work for this agency? Yes, tells me she's a girl on the agency page - 'Sophie'. There is some likeness. Could be possible. The photos looked worked on, but I think I'll give her the benefit. I ask her, I've got my doubts about you. Send me a selfie. She sends it through, it's the girl. So I think, fuck it, let's see how this works out. Big mistake. She's a fucking nut job.
The meet itself is an outcall to my hotel. She turns up, we meet in the bar, everything okay. I note its a different girl (very different), but decide I could fuck her. Let's see how it goes. Another big mistake. Within a minute or two, I realise she's more than a bit pissed, possibly high, and a bit hyper. She starts arguing with other guests at the bar. It's all getting a bit embarrassing, so I suggest we head up to my room. I'm thinking she's clearly crazy, but there are cases where this produces dynamite in bed. Everything is going south, so I cling onto this possibility. She might be a demon between the sheets. Unfortunately, no, she's turns out to be shit in bed too.
We get into my room and she's fucking about - I've seen it before, delay, delay delay. There's also a bit of menace about her now. Complaining, moaning, she's got three kids, no life, blah, blah, blah. There's an edge to her. I can see she doesn't want to fuck. I think she's got the potential to get aggressive. At this point, I decide she's an arsehole. I've got no interest in her. Finally, onto the bed and she's going through the motions. Boring as fuck. Lacklustre blowjob (couple of minutes), climbs on board, lacklustre fuck. I don't know what condoms she was using, but it was like having a bag for life over my cock. Get her onto her back - I can't really be bothered. She's a shit fuck. Let's try doggie. No better. Her pussy is weirdly cold and kind of dead. Very odd. This actually had a strange effect on me - it was enough to put me off sex. So I make my excuses. I tell her it's not happening, it's me not you, blah, blah, blah. I say I'll walk her out. At this point, she's moaning about being hungry - I want to kebab, buy me a kebab. You need to buy me a kebab. WTF! At this point I'm simply trying to avoid a scene. I walk her out and ditch her outside the hotel.
Back in my room, time for a wank, but then I notice her donation left on the desk. The stupid fucker has forgotten to take her gift. I know what's coming next. She calls me up - give me my money. I could tell her to fuck off, but I'm feeling generous (again) and I really want rid. Back down onto the street, I give her the envelope, and then tell her to fuck off.
What can I say - overall, avoid, avoid, avoid. She's got the worst attitude of any women I've ever met. And I'm no newbie. I've had shit punts, but this was bad, bad, bad. It's not only that though - there's something a bit unhinged about her. Aside from the fact that the original profile is fake, I think she's built a fake agency page - whoever you book, from the array of girls - she turns up. Jesus, what a nightmare.
All in all then bit of a disaster. It could have been worse though. She reminded me a bit of Charlize Theron's Eileen Wuornos from Monster. I would have preferred Charlize, but I got a better looking version of the psycho. At least I didn't get shanked or shot. You live and learn...take my advice, do not go near this psycho. Apart from anything else, she's got a weird toxic vibe about her. She's clearly a scammer and I think that's what left me feeling a weird afterwards. She's a dirty fucker in all the wrong ways.
Long story: I booked about five days before arriving in Notts. I booked her over WhatsApp. A couple of days later I notice that the mobile number on the profile is exactly the same one as a Notts agency - Viva Escorts East Midlands. I stumble upon a review of this agency. The guys says its fake. Big red flag. I've been around, I know this could be a scam.
Anyway, I drop Renee a line: do you work for this agency? Yes, tells me she's a girl on the agency page - 'Sophie'. There is some likeness. Could be possible. The photos looked worked on, but I think I'll give her the benefit. I ask her, I've got my doubts about you. Send me a selfie. She sends it through, it's the girl. So I think, fuck it, let's see how this works out. Big mistake. She's a fucking nut job.
The meet itself is an outcall to my hotel. She turns up, we meet in the bar, everything okay. I note its a different girl (very different), but decide I could fuck her. Let's see how it goes. Another big mistake. Within a minute or two, I realise she's more than a bit pissed, possibly high, and a bit hyper. She starts arguing with other guests at the bar. It's all getting a bit embarrassing, so I suggest we head up to my room. I'm thinking she's clearly crazy, but there are cases where this produces dynamite in bed. Everything is going south, so I cling onto this possibility. She might be a demon between the sheets. Unfortunately, no, she's turns out to be shit in bed too.
We get into my room and she's fucking about - I've seen it before, delay, delay delay. There's also a bit of menace about her now. Complaining, moaning, she's got three kids, no life, blah, blah, blah. There's an edge to her. I can see she doesn't want to fuck. I think she's got the potential to get aggressive. At this point, I decide she's an arsehole. I've got no interest in her. Finally, onto the bed and she's going through the motions. Boring as fuck. Lacklustre blowjob (couple of minutes), climbs on board, lacklustre fuck. I don't know what condoms she was using, but it was like having a bag for life over my cock. Get her onto her back - I can't really be bothered. She's a shit fuck. Let's try doggie. No better. Her pussy is weirdly cold and kind of dead. Very odd. This actually had a strange effect on me - it was enough to put me off sex. So I make my excuses. I tell her it's not happening, it's me not you, blah, blah, blah. I say I'll walk her out. At this point, she's moaning about being hungry - I want to kebab, buy me a kebab. You need to buy me a kebab. WTF! At this point I'm simply trying to avoid a scene. I walk her out and ditch her outside the hotel.
Back in my room, time for a wank, but then I notice her donation left on the desk. The stupid fucker has forgotten to take her gift. I know what's coming next. She calls me up - give me my money. I could tell her to fuck off, but I'm feeling generous (again) and I really want rid. Back down onto the street, I give her the envelope, and then tell her to fuck off.
What can I say - overall, avoid, avoid, avoid. She's got the worst attitude of any women I've ever met. And I'm no newbie. I've had shit punts, but this was bad, bad, bad. It's not only that though - there's something a bit unhinged about her. Aside from the fact that the original profile is fake, I think she's built a fake agency page - whoever you book, from the array of girls - she turns up. Jesus, what a nightmare.
All in all then bit of a disaster. It could have been worse though. She reminded me a bit of Charlize Theron's Eileen Wuornos from Monster. I would have preferred Charlize, but I got a better looking version of the psycho. At least I didn't get shanked or shot. You live and learn...take my advice, do not go near this psycho. Apart from anything else, she's got a weird toxic vibe about her. She's clearly a scammer and I think that's what left me feeling a weird afterwards. She's a dirty fucker in all the wrong ways.
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