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No. 38354 - Published 23 Jan 2004

Review of Debbie of Debbies Massage, Anerley

Details of Visit
Location 2:Anerley
Type of Visit:Incall
Date and Time of Visit:23.1.04 5.30 pm
Duration of Visit:40 mins+
Amount Paid:60

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The Premises
Well its all been said before. Great apart from the anerley boys who try their hardest to cramp a good punter's style.
The Lady
Well, it's all been said before. Imagine a cross between Debbie Harry and Sophia Loren. Then forget about it immediately and look at Debbs on her website.
The Story
In praise of South London?s finest

Each of the following lines is followed by a chorus of the anerley boys, chanting 'Can we have a shag?'

Oh Arousing Angel of Anerley
Oh Big-Bottomed Beauty with the Bountiful Boobs
Oh Copulating Courtesan, Crucible of Carnality and Charmer of my Cock
Oh Double-D Debaucher of many a Dribbling Dick
Oh Erotic Enchantress, Energiser of a million Erections
Oh most Fuckable of Females, Fun-loving Fulcrum of my Fantasies
Oh Goddess of my Goolies, Gypsy Genius of the G-spot
Oh Happy and Horny Harlot of the Hand-job
Oh Impish incentive to insert my *-incher
Oh Juicier than J. Lo and the Jaffacake?s jism
Oh Kissable Keeper of Kupid?s Kreamkakes
Oh Lustful, Laughing Lady of Sarf London?s Liveliest Lovenest
Oh Marvel of the Mattress, Mistress of the Massage
Oh Nympho Nurse and Naughty Nun, Nibbler of my knob
Oh Opulent orifice, offerer of orgasmic ooze
Oh Pleasurer of my Punting Penis, Princess of my Prick
Oh Queen of my Quest for Quintessential Quim
Oh Randiest, most Ravishing of Ravers
Oh She of the Shower, Shaggable and utterly Shameless
Oh Tormentor of Tintin, Teaser of Todge, Temptress of 299
Oh Utterer of the Unspeakable, Undoer of my Undies
Oh Vagina of Venus, Vixen of Viagra
Oh Wise Woman of the Wind-up, Whirlwind of Wit and Wonder
Oh X-rated, X-plicit X-plosion of X-citement
Oh Yin and Yang of my Y-fronts
Oh Zapper of my Zipper.