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No. 66268 - Published 1 Aug 2006

Review of Kirsty of Kirsty, Maidstone

Details of Visit
Type of Visit:Incall
Date and Time of Visit:26/7/06 2.15
Duration of Visit:1
Amount Paid:130

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Details of Service Provider
Profile Name:Kirsty - click to view profile in a new window
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The Premises
Flat not far from town centre, ok area, looked modern, but stairs entrance seemed like a council block. Appeared to have one bedroom, small bathroom (more on that later), maybe a kitchen I didn't see. Bedroom was large and seemed clean, essentially bed, table & chair.
The Lady
Made the appointment after all the fantastic reports, so I will probably get shot down for what I am to report. Very ordinary looking, short dark hair, ok figure, but flabby tummy & arse, probably mid 40's. Expected great welcome in accordance with other reports, but nothing special, she wasn't rude, just not very fiendly. Asked what I would like her to wear, requested white stockings which she had, then she asked for the money. I stripped off & so did she, only down to the stockings. Very obvious saggy fanny!
The Story
Kisty asked me to lie down for a massage, which she applied with talc, no oil offered, good job after I discovered the lack of
washing facilities. Now dear reader, you know the normal sexy massage you expect, a little rubbing of back, then eventually an occasional brushing of the balls etc, followed by more rubbing of the important bits, well none of that happened. I keep thinking, any time shes going to run my balls, but no. Turned over, and she very gently started rubbing my cock, in one direction, like you would rub a dogs head, with a far away look in her eye. Absolutely crap. I wished I had listened to myself and asked about a half hour service, smaller amount of money to waste. Eventually, she lay down beside me. I felt very uneasy, Kirsty said not to suck her tits as too sensitive. Eventually I suggested sex, and asked her for reverse cowgirl. Then doggy, and I came. Chat then round two, came again in reverse cowgirl. Oh, almost forgot the best bit. Kirsty's phone rang almost the whole time during the appointment, and answered it at least five times! Once she was rubbing my cock, getting going, and she answers the bloody phone! She was saying to the caller how busy she is, not for long with this service. I felt like shit. After round 2 I attempted to have a wash. No shower, only bath with shower attachment, with the cold tap not working! You could'nt make it up. Absolutely crap meeting. I just don't understand how she has got all those great reports.
Service Provider's Rebuttal
Kirsty writes, "Its seems its a slag kirsty week...whilst i appreciate a client is entitled to his oppinion, its a shame they can't tell the truth. Not sure this is worthy of my reply as clients that know me will know this is total CRAP! Firstly my flat entrance is nothing like council block (get some glasses please)as so many of you have written. Yes, ive had my hair cut, and all regulars say i look better! In terms of my figure that speaks for itself on my website. I don't have flabby arse/tummy. So unfair to make up comments that are proved wrong!! If anything im popular for my BUM & BOOBS!! My massage has always been enjoyed. For someone that says he felt shit, well you performed twice didn't you.....Ooh the phone rang once, not 5 times & that was before we began.If you weren't happy at anytime, you've got a tongue why hadn't you said something?"