Review of Vikki of The Head Office, Stoke-on-Trent

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A very smart and clean place on the Hartshill Road. Has a front entrance on the main road but also has a very discreet rear entrance. Safe area with plenty of parking in the surrounding side streets.

After looking at the pictures on the website and when you first meet her, I thought - what a stunner!
Tall, slim, blonde, very tanned, piercing blue eyes and a sexy gap tooth smile. However she does have a few tattoos and a pierced top lip which doesn't do a lot for me.

UNBELIEVABLE!!

This has got to be my worst punt, EVER!

I made a booking by phone to be sure of seeing her at 11:00am. I arrived a few minutes before to see two other punters waiting in reception, one of which maintained that he had also phoned up to make a booking for 11:00am to see Vikki, although he was in the book for half past. I thought, this was a good start!

As I was in the book for 11:00am, they had to honour my booking and I was finally shown to the room at 11:15am where I had a quick shower. After I dried off I lay on the bed, anticipating Vikki's arrival. I waited...and waited...and waited for 20 long minutes. This was the second bad omen and I was seriously thinking of getting dressed and walking out! I wish I had.

Vikki finally entered the room (hooray!) wearing a basque and G string and her first words were "am I in the right room?". I replied that if your name is Vikki then yes. Although I was thinking maybe I was in the wrong room!

There was no small talk, she just asked if I wanted talc. I assumed this was her way of asking if I wanted a massage. She gave me a very basic back massage and then asked me to turn over, I don't remember much about the chest massage...

I had heard the receptionist explain over the phone that Vikki specializes in all areas, so I thought I was going to have a good time. However in reality, Vikki told me that her extras were just OWO and kissing, YES, she expected me to pay to kiss! I didn't even ask about RO, not that I fancied it. CIM and A were also a non starter.

I told her that she could take off her basque and thong, which she did, to reveal her slim, tanned body. Although a closer look also revealed droopy breasts and a few stretch marks showing evidence of childbirth. She confirmed this by explaining that the tattoos either side of her navel were the names of her kids. Nice!

She gave me OWO while I fondled her breasts, but to be honest by this time I was losing interest, which must have been obvious to Vikki as my cock was getting more limp by the second. I told her to lie on her back, hoping that some more fondling and nipple sucking would revive things, but it didn't. At this stage I noticed a couple of things that again didn't improve the situation.

You know how some people, especially if they have a darker complexion, give off a stronger, natural odour (I don't mean BO) well this applies to Vikki and this again turned me off. Also, if you look at her pictures on the website, some of the poses seem awkward and wooden. This is how Vikki was on the bed. She would just lie there with her legs straight and her arms beside her as if she was a mannequin out of a shop window. There was no cuddling or kissing (unless you had an extra ?10), no interaction of any kind.

She then suggested that she put the condom on. I told her that there was no point as I wasn't even hard, you would think that some of these girls would know when and when not to apply a condom! I asked her if she was new to the parlour scene but apparently she has worked in Abby's and Diva's, I hope this isn't her only source of income because quite frankly, she isn't very good!

At this point I decided that I had had enough. I told Vikki that it wasn't going to happen. I got up, got dressed, gave her the money and I couldn't get out of the place quick enough. As she showed me out the door, she said, "See you again?" I replied, "I don't think so!"

What a waste of time and money!

AVOID!

The establishment writes:

Vikki has been with us at the Head Office a very short time. It is fair to say that Vikki has come under some very heavy and harsh criticism. However, this does not reflect on her personality or character out of the room. She is a fabulous person and is great to work with. She is very attractive especially with her Hollywood looks of Uma Thurman!

When a relatively new girl to the industry joins a new establishment, it does take a little time for them to settle in, and learn the art, skills and etiquettes of what is expected from them. We do advertise all our new girls that join the Head Office, in advance via our website. As an experienced Client will know, it is always a gamble when seeing a new to an establishment Working Girl or a new to the industry Working Girl. This is a double edged reality within the industry.

We do try and take this gamble away from the Client. However, on a few occasions an Establishment may get this wrong. We obviously would have preferred any unsatisfied client to talk to us in person at the time. We are approachable and we do listen! We also try and resolve any issues raised. If it appears inconvenient at the time to talk to us, then we shall make time for you.

We do understand that there is level of anger within these reports which has led to some hideous comments, we feel that these are unfair and just outright wrong! As they cross the line! These are non-constructive and shall be dismissed.

All feedback is vital to us and PunterNet is a fantastic medium. We welcome all constructive criticisms from our clients and deal with issues raised and complaints fairly. Therefore, we feel that these reports will have the impact of making Vikki a superb Working Girl as she does have the potential within her. We do give all our new Working Girls chance to prove themselves and time to adjust when settling in. So just wait and see. Head Office XXX