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No. 97803 - Published 20 May 2010

Review of Elyra of Walsall

Details of Visit
Type of Visit:Incall
Date and Time of Visit:Thu 13 May 2010 2pm
Duration of Visit:40
Amount Paid:100

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The Premises
Very easy to find, plenty of parking and probably safe day or night particularly just around the corner.
Scruffiest house on the street which should've been a warning but not as bad on the outside as it was inside.
Very untidy and grubby, bedroom was okay for the job but other bedrooms had doors hanging off and generally scruffy place. Bathroom wasn't the worst I'd seen, mixer tap shower but no fresh towels offered and the one hanging up was mingin. There was someone else in the house am not sure if kids or husband, so she locked us into the bedroom !
The Lady
Tall mature sexy in a tarty way that I like, Great figure for her age which is probaly late 40's and definitely not the 37 she states on the other site. Nice big firm breasts which were nicely displayed in a leather basque. Photos on her page are accurate although some may be a bit old (maybe when she was 37) they show what you are going to be greeted by very well. I liked the look of her and looked forward to a nice dirty romp.
The Story
I have had a run of mediocre punts recently and rarely put up a bad report as I tend to put them down to not hitting it off on the day. But a few threads on the forum recently have made me remember that punternet is about letting others know what your experience was like, so as to steer them in the direction of a good punt and avoiding wasting hard earned cash. So when I was driving home from this meeting I talked myself into putting this report up and letting people make their own minds up.
It was a last minute phonecall to arrange as I hadn't expecxted to have free time that day, I had kept the phone number on my list of maybe's for a while as the photos on her page are very appealing and in the main accurate.
Agreed time and an hours session so I turned up, parked up and knocked on the door. Was met by El looking very sexy in her leather basque with big tits spilling over the top. Very pleased so far.
The house as I described was a bit scruffy but I am not going to let that put me off as the look of her is doing nice things to draw my eye from the peeling wallpaper.
Did the money thing, and she suggested a massage start. She then got out an electric massager thing and started using it on my back. The least sexy experience I could imagine. I'm not there for back pain and if I'm gonna have a massage I just want the hands working down to my arse and nipples stroked on my back thanks very much. Anyway, she gave me a stroke or two before I turned over when she then lay down next to me and we began to cuddle. I went to kiss her (french kissing at discretion advertised) and she turned her head making it obvious that any kissing was out. I dont have halitosis and hadnt eaten garlic last night so just found this off putting.
The rest of the punt was just a bit dull I suppose. she gave me a wank which was fast and furious. Then a blow job whch had no technique to it, just one of those lip wanks at 60 miles an hour. she removed her basque and knickers but in a less than seductive way. Then asked me to shag her from behind. the doggy fuck was nice, she is tight enough and has a great body to look down on but she has no action of her own, its just a help yourself fuck.
I went down on her and she was clean and tasty and may have genuinely come but certainly got very wet. Then more crap wanking and blowjob before I came. When I did it became clearly obvious that the show was over despite her advertising that she does the full hour not the come and go. I didnt have the interest to make an argument of it and after a mop up I went and used the shower. Brief chat afterwards and then I was out the door 40 minutes after walking in.
So what makes this worse than a mediocre punt?
Elyra has the goods, if you like mature women then she is hot sexy and has a great body. what she doesnt have is any technique in her hands or mouth work, and has no professional aptitude for her work. Its like "you want a fuck? hand over the money and have one".
Not worth the money, there's much better locally for less cash, and I couldn't recommend to a friend.