Review of Elle of Elle British Classy Escort, London

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Very clean and posh basement flat In W14.

Eve was not quite what I had expected, It's the same lady as on the photos, says on her profile 33, but I would guess add 10 yrs on to that, still an attractive woman, but she's had quite a bit of cosmetic surgary, long blonde hair, size 12-14 tanned curvy body,
not 5'10" as stated, more like 5'8", 36"EE enhanced amazing boobs!
And fully shaven. She looks like a rich classy MILF.

Eve guided me by phone to her flat, and was shown through to the bedroom. Very bubbly and friendly lady, she's very chatty, and could call her excentric. I asked for the half hour, and handed over the money, she showed me her large wardrobe of womens outfits, and asked me If I wanted to wear something! Which I politely declined, apparently lots of guys are Into that lol.

Got on the bed and started exploring each others bodies, Eve does kiss deeply, and knows what she's doing, I got my hands on her big boobies, and kissed and licked them, got hard and she put a condom on for oral, which was very deep and good.

Eve got on her back and we did Mish, she's very vocal and told me how she likes english cock, also quite flexible, and put her legs over my shoulders and banged her hard, Eve was acting well and still kissing and encouraging me on, and after a while came hard.

As we lay together on the bed had a good chat, no rush me out the door, a very friendly lady, and some of the things she told me surprized me.

The main reason I went to see Eve was that she Is leaving London, (feb 14) and for a long time have noticed her website, and wanted to see her. I did enjoy myself, was a good experience, but It's amazing what they can do with Photoshop.....

Eve writes:

This review as incorrect and the reviewer needs a wake-up call... It seems that this reviewer does not know what a posh flat would even look like - My flat is not posh in any way- clean - of course but not posh...
I mentioned that I was not ready and did not want to see him because he gave me very little notice to get dressed and made up to my standard ( From now on I will not make any ecception - one full hours advance notice to get ready )- which over the phone he said he did not mind infact was so very happy about before we met - now I know why ....
Im an active working model - its my job to know exactly what my measurments -size and hieght are .
My model agent would not select me for the casting calls I go on - if I was anything other than - 5 ft 10 (and a half actually - which Im sure he knows - because he is much shorter than me and I dont think he liked having to look up to me ) dress size 10 and 36 G and if I had the look of even a hint of plastic surgery -then I would not be kept busy with all the modelling work I get and you would be sure to have heard all this in other reviews ... .
I had forgot that I had left the wardrobe door open and as he was looking so curious into it - I tried to break the tension in the room that he was creating - it was a joke and a bit of bravado on my part when I offered him to wear something - which he then looked at me in a kind of disgust - I could see he was trying to make this a negative issue ( I was so close to asking him to leave which I think he picked up on , because he all of a sudden said how stunning I am and how he has tried and tried to make a booking with me and never had any luck and that now he wondered why he had not tried harder to see me )- so I was now getting nervous( he sees it as ecentric) and said - well a lot of guys do like to wear ladies clothes sometimes - look at becks who like to wear Poshes knickers- he did not even smile , this was how he was the entire 43 mins he was with me - it was a terrible pressure to try to make him happy and I would talk for England just to get a dry smile from this guy - really hard work ....Re - our intimate time together- I was certainly not acting - I was actually in pain - lets just say for the sake of being diplomatic this - reviewer is small but "Bent" to the left and in other ways it seems than his incorrect review of me - and it hurt ,Im sure a lot of other escorts have felt the same - pity he cant tell the difference between acting and and actual physical pain.
As I informed him - I will not be leaving London for a while now as things have not gone as I had planned - one wonders why he makes mention of the date I had planned to leave - trying to make me look like a liar perhaps ?
Also looking back I now know why he was so happy I had not enough time to get ready - perhaps to create a stir of interest to his reviews - which I believe makes him feel like a big all knowing about all things man I suppose -
He was not good company on any level - It did not seem to me he wanted to enjoy himself with me - it seemed to me he had other reasons for booking me and I did not feel compfortable , naturally he did not bring out the best in me at all .
Knowing what I do now first hand about this reviewer I just dont believe that any of his reviews would be accurate and best to be ignored , He is obsessed and bitter it seems with escorts - I could tell he resented paying for my time ,but because he is not handsome too thin , short looks like he has had a really hard life and well - bent out of shape down South and has nothing at all really going for him - he has to dedicate all his time and money to write about so many escorts - trying to make himself out to be some kind of stud - Like Whhhhaaaat ???
Thankyou for your time to read this Regards Eve xxx

P.S. Im not a clock watching robot - but I knew he was over staying and did not respect my time or terms at all - its when he was getting all physically pushy for more action again , with out offering anything to me for my extended time only - this is when I got up and dressed and I could tell that he was really not happy about that - another fair reason in his mind to dislike escorts..