Thailand opening up. UK escorts had better cut their prices and up their game

Thailand is finally about to return to its premier place on the the noble and illustrious sex tourism circuit. That is good news. From November 1 fully vaccinated travellers from the UK will be able to enter the country needing only proof of a positive test before leaving, will take a quick test when arriving, and then off we go wherever we like. Straightforward and simple.

Guys like me who have become thoroughly fed up with the sad and sorry decline of the UK escort industry post lockdown and post Brexit will be able to head for a place where genuine pleasure at reasonable cost is guaranteed. Flights and hotels obviously have to be factored in but it's still worth it. No fake pictures in Thailand, no bored, grumpy Romanians who make it clear they want to get rid of you as soon as you've handed over your money, and no fat, old, ugly women thinking they're worth £160 or £170 an hour.

With many attractive and pleasant Eastern European women having gone home because of the virus and Brexit, the UK escort business is in full rip off mode and far too many customers are being conned, tricked and taken advantage of. Well now an enticing alternative will be opening up again, and it's going to be busy. Too many UK escorts who've got away with offering miserable service at ridiculous prices in the past few months had better up their game, if they still can.

Hello Nesslad

You make Thailand sound idyllic, but alas my needs are for ocassional meets, a sex holiday isn't on the bucket list.

However you have confirmed my view on Romanians, I have alwways avoided them and it seems like a good decision.

No, Thailand isn't idyllic. In my experience and I'm sure that of many others, there's nowhere idyllic in the sex for sale business. I don't want to give the wrong impression. Go out there and be a drunken idiot and think you can do whatever you like, as too many first timers do, and you can find yourself in so much shit that you'll wish you'd never set foot in the place, and you'd stuck with the miserable Romanians back home. That never happened to me. But if you behave within decent limits, are respectful, and be sure you keep your wits about you, you can have a very nice time. A really good time. Just to clarify that.

I am waiting for Hong Kong to open up again.

Interesting, Dave 451. I know this site is mainly meant to focus on the UK scene but as this post is related to that, I'm sure your thoughts on Hong Kong are within the boundaries. I've passed through it in transit on the way to other SE Asian countries but never been there. Why do you rate it so highly? I might give it a try.



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Agreed , although I've never visited Thailand myself from everything I've heard , read and seen ,and from the wonderful Thai girls who work in the UK there is a strict etiquette.
Start acting like an arsehole , being abusive and or racist I've heard you will have the parlour security down on you like the proverbial ton of bricks , and they are not in the least shy about inflicting extreme pain . If anyone remembers in 2015 when some Leicester City players were allegedly abusive and racist to the working girls in a parlour in Thailand and landed themselves in extremely hot water .
On the plus side Thai girls can be stunning , petite with exquisite features , adore being complemented , and purr with pleasure when you tell them how beautiful they are , and take enormous pride in their work.
At the probably sadly long closed Extremes , who were based at various flats in East London and Romford they specialised in OWO cock sucking ,, and had mostly oriental girls , and they didn't just suck your cock , they worshipped HIM , and knew how to protract the pleasure and make it last for ages using lots of techniques , before ending in CIM. In turn they adored receiving , having their pussies licked out was the ultimate compliment and treat for them.
Similarly there were some legendary Thai girls on the Manchester parlour circuit several years ago ;Tia who worked at the Toucan Club and Salon 24 , and Jasmine at Louisa's/Kelly's and the Director's Lodge .
The parlour is supposedly as an intrinsic part of Thai culture as the pub is here BUT there are mores to be observed!

UK Escorts have not raised prices in over a decade despite rising costs of living that no doubt all of you here have had, Maybe do a bit of research before you start whinging about prices.

Lots of cheap Agencies out there but the way. You can risk £99 an hour if you want but good luck in paying that when you actually come face to face.

Rant over.

I agree, the good Thai agencies are incredibly reasonable in price, and their fees haven't changed at all in years. The best thing about the Thai agencies is the amount of service you get for the price! It's astonishing when you consider that a European escort can charge the same, and then charge you endless extra fees for this and that.

Nesslad Wrote:
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> Thailand is finally about to return to its premier
> place on the the noble and illustrious sex tourism
> circuit. That is good news. From November 1 fully
> vaccinated travellers from the UK will be able to
> enter the country needing only proof of a positive
> test before leaving, will take a quick test when
> arriving, and then off we go wherever we like.
> Straightforward and simple.
>
> Guys like me who have become thoroughly fed up
> with the sad and sorry decline of the UK escort
> industry post lockdown and post Brexit will be
> able to head for a place where genuine pleasure at
> reasonable cost is guaranteed. Flights and hotels
> obviously have to be factored in but it's still
> worth it. No fake pictures in Thailand, no bored,
> grumpy Romanians who make it clear they want to
> get rid of you as soon as you've handed over your
> money, and no fat, old, ugly women thinking
> they're worth £160 or £170 an hour.
>
> With many attractive and pleasant Eastern European
> women having gone home because of the virus and
> Brexit, the UK escort business is in full rip off
> mode and far too many customers are being conned,
> tricked and taken advantage of. Well now an
> enticing alternative will be opening up again, and
> it's going to be busy. Too many UK escorts who've
> got away with offering miserable service at
> ridiculous prices in the past few months had
> better up their game, if they still can.

Fake pictures? Grumpy Romanians? Fat, old, ugly women thinking they're worth £160-£170?? Seems to me you need to improve upon your research when selecting a lady. These days there really is no excuse for having to see any lady that falls into the categories you describe. Go for ladies with consistent positive reviews who can validate their pictures. As far as Romanians are concerned I've met some outstanding girls of that nationality, none of whom were grumpy, but if you don't like Romanians there are lots of ladies of other nationalities ... and if you don't want a fat, ugly woman who charges £160 then choose a slim, attractive lady who charges less!.

I'm not denying there are ladies like you describe but their profiles stick out like a sore thumb and they are so easy to avoid.

If you go for ladies with no reviews and a dodgy looking profile then of course you'll get scammed. Enjoy Thailand, I'm sure there are lots of lovely ladies out there but these days, as far as the UK is concerned, if you do your research there really is no excuse for being caught out.

You still have to get a travel pass to travel to Thailand, and the site isn't operational yet.

On arrival you still have to stay in a hotel for one night, at about three times their normal price, take a test, which if clear means you can travel throughout the country, though there are still restrictions on travel within many towns.

The normal "red light areas" are closed, with most of the girls returning to their home regions and are now working on farms.

Alcohol is banned in restaurants and the bars are closed.

Nana and Cowboy are deserted and Pattaya is like a ghost town, even many of the 7/11's are closed.

Enjoy your trip, most temples are open.

To say UK escorts haven't raised their prices in a decade is, well to put it politely it's a sweeping statement. Where I am escorts before lockdown/Brexit charged around £120. Now the going rate is £160 pretty much minimum. And the ones I've been with haven't been pretty, that's for sure. What's changed is that the attractive and professional Eastern Europeans who were here in very large numbers went home during lockdown and haven't returned or been able to return because of new Brexit restrictions on entry. Now we're left with fake pictures everywhere and women of all shapes and sizes and some as ugly as sin aiming to cash in. I don't blame them for giving it a go. But overall the change isn't rocket science, it's the reality.

And anyone offering supposed up to date information on Thailand or any other country is probably peddling old news before it's been posted. Things are changing by the week, or even the day. Before planning a trip anywhere go to reliable sources with up to date info rather than paying attention to some half baked offering by some geezer on a website.

You're right about the increase in girl prices. Most of the Russian escorts we have here in London have increased from £200 to £250 or £300. Even some of the better European girls have done the same. There are still some at the lower price range of £150 however. I suppose it's inflation as well as Brexit! And these are agency girls remember.

Nesslad Wrote:
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> Interesting, Dave 451. I know this site is mainly
> meant to focus on the UK scene but as this post is
> related to that, I'm sure your thoughts on Hong
> Kong are within the boundaries. I've passed
> through it in transit on the way to other SE Asian
> countries but never been there. Why do you rate it
> so highly? I might give it a try.

I haven't been to HK since before the pandemic started and it is still effectively closed to visitors. But it looks like there is still plenty of action there (see go141.com and other sites - prices in HK$). The main 'Red Light' area is Wan Chai but avaoid the girly bars as they will rip you off. The best place to stay is Tsim Sha Tsui, but incalls in that area are expensive so take the metro a couple of stops north to find cheaper places. It is worth familarising yourself with the geography of the place as it's quite complicated. There were lots of street girls, plarticularly round areas like Temple Street Market.

Most of the girls were from mainland China and although some speak English, a little Mandarin helps. If not, then incall girls will often have an English menu card. Good luck!

Nesslad is absolutely correct about about all the Fake pictures, Grumpy Romanians, Chubby MIFs, Morbidly Obese BBWs & Fat, Old, Ugly women thinking they're worth £160-£170 of the UK Punting Scene post-Covid, though £200 per hour is fast becoming the norm in my patch. But I guess that your Location makes all the difference. I'm in Devon and I believe Nesslad might be north of the border. If you are not near a major Town or City where there will be competition for Clients, then Covid has just made our already bad situation much much worse. Since Brexit the numbers of touring Romanians, Columbians, Brazilians and occasional Bulgarians have increased significantly. Now many of the local UK Escorts available are at best GILFs if not actually Pensioners. Since May I have so far managed 10 mostly very successful Meets, but to ensure quality they have proved significantly more expensive. Even including 2020's unused Punting Budget this year's funds will soon be used up, and with such poor quality and value for money available I'm seriously considering supplementing my one remaining and excellent regular girl with an occasional rub & tug at one of our few local Chinese Massage Shops. At approx £100 for an hour's massage with Extras it's more limited of course, but I can then afford to indulge my Hobby more often.