Average age...I'm 48 and looking to get back into punting

When I was in my 30s, and even early 40s I never considered my age when I selected my next punt...I had, mostly, wonderful experiences.

It's only now, as I'm 48 and have had a few years away from punting due to COVID, that I'm looking to get back into it but now wishing that the escorts stated in their profile when they're happy to see older men. I'm still looking at women in their 20s and 30s but don't want the punt to be awkward.

Perhaps I'm overthinking this and I'm sure they meet many older men than myself but I just wondered how old the punters on here are?

Does anyone know of escorts in their 20s that specifically prefer older gents?

Cheers,
Neil

I have no doubt that, approaching 80, I am by far the oldest here. OTOH, I come from a long-lived and young-looking family. My father, at 90, was mistaken for a 60-year old by his new GP. My son, at 50, looks like a gawky teenager and has trouble buying alcohol. And I was recently quizzed, by a bunch of nurses, as to what I was doing on a geriatric ward (trivial ailment BTW). I go to lots of orgies and nobody makes any comments. Oh, except for one guy who, noticing my 3-hour erection, begged me for 'one of my pills'. I don't need pills (i.e. Viagra)!

PS,
Because of the gang-bangs, I had not visited a parlour for years. Went to one recently, and I was amazed that the very young-looking girl had never heard of gang-bangs. I mentioned here, under a different heading, my fantasy of taking her to one 'just to see'. She was agreeable. The snag was that she would have charged me for a 4-hour out-call (and 50% of that would have been travelling-time). So, don't worry, if you can afford the 'price of admission', they are not going to turn you down. Who knew?

Later starter 23 when I lost my virginity.

After divorce, suffering from depression I met a right slag, social had taken away her children from her first marriage, she wanted me as a partner to support her fight for custody for the children from her second marriage. Night of passion then met her accidentally in town the next day dressed tartly with another man in tow. Perhaps I had the lost the plot but I did meet her again even knowing I was sharing her.

Fortunately a lovely girlfriend thereafter.

First escort at 53 20yo 1/2 cast.

Last month at 65 most recent.

Moravian, you dirty old fucker, if you're still going to orgies at near 100 you deserve to be well looked up to. If it's sado masochism, leather, masks and whipping the shit out of each other I'm not interested. But if it's normal stuff well that's different. I've always quite fancied these Czech orgies where they stuff a few birds into holes in the wall so you just see them from the waist down and for an entry fee you can get horsed into as many as you like.

However, and it's not the first time I've asked, where are these orgies and gang bangs. It's time to share some info and steer those who don't know in at least some kind of positive direction. I don't even know where to start looking. With all this kind of activity at your age you could obviously die at any time, most likely from a gang bang related heart attack, and it'd be a great shame and a disservice to take your secrets to the grave.

Hey, I said approaching 80, not 100. And I don't look it: just a week ago, I was mistaken for my 50-year old daughter's younger brother. I am also quite vanilla, which is why I would never go here:
www.welshgangbangs.com
sounds revolting and dangerous.
Another place, which I have visited but did not like was:
route69-wsm.co.uk/the-club
I am reluctant to reveal my favourite haunt directly here, because there are already often queues. However, it is on the splatbukkake tour list, so check with them for venues in your area,
splatbukkake.xxx
(OWO, covered sex). You will end up in their videos of course, but they never show faces and provide duct-tape to hide giveaway tattoos. I always wear a distinctive T-shirt ... in case I ever want to prove that I was there (no use watching for wrinkles see: I don't have any below the neck). I also look like a US porn-star ... in the sense that most porn is American and I am also circumcised ... a rarity at the gang-bangs, and popular with the girls for some reason..
There are also plenty of swinger groups around (check the 'other bits' of AW) ... but I am happy with what I have.
And yes, I do think about the heart-attack thing. Funnily enough, that last parlour that I visited was the site of the demise of a local politician years ago. Although well-known in my own field, I do not think that the newspapers would be interested. LOL

PS:
and before anyone makes any cracks about people 'misusing their pension money', including the forthcoming 10% increase, I still work full-time!

Yes, I've heard about those Welsh affairs, two or three women and some special guests from the hillside. Revolting sums it up.

It'll be 34 years before I hit 100 and I reckon I've zero chance of making it. But if I do, I sure as shit won't be fit enough to join in a gang bang. Fair play to you Moravian, I reckon you must be pretty much unique.

Thanks for sharing the info (though it'd have been better if there were a couple you DO enjoy) but a word of advice. When you go along now speak to the organisers and make sure of absolute discretion, what happens inside stays inside. If you keel over and that's the end of it, and being honest that could happen the next time, anytime, you don't want anyone yacking about it. 100 YEAR OLD MAN DIES ON THE JOB AT GANG BANG ORGY. The papers if they got hold of that would be all over it, potentially causing embarrassment to your nearest and dearest. But good luck for at least one or two more.

So welshgangbangs, 9 men paying £80 = £780.

For that the lady can expect to be fucked say 18-27x,talk about sloppy seconds

You must be 'getting on' as you seem to have forgotten your 'times tables'. LOL. Metaphorically speaking, ALL of our hobby involves 'sloppy seconds', but seeing it being acted-out before ones eyes is 'a bit much'. Getting a simultaneous BJ with another guy is already 'sloppy' and probably explained my only health consequence. But even that was a UTI rather than an STD.

I did not mention more, as most of them (e.g. Bristol Soirees) disappeared during the pandemic, and have not come back (yet). The best fun used to be had when lots of the guys chickened-out at the last minute (perhaps not least because it sometimes involved fast-talking ones way past a nosy receptionist at an office-block). Great for the remainder, with the girls sometimes having to share the guys, but a financial loss for the organizer. There used to be a great place in Bath, run by a local celebrity, but he had a brush with HMRC, 'nuff said'.
Anyway, for the moment, the Splatbukkake tours are enough. You have probably already checked them out but, if not, here is free sample to whet your appetite,

www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph60924c5453826

I used to be in one of those free vids, but I cannot find it any more. If you watch them all, and spot a circumcised guy wearing a T-shirt, let me know. The guy doing the voice-over is a great laugh.
Things at my usual haunt are very friendly and club-like and discrete. The venue looks like an ordinary pub, to the uninitiated, and I am sure that the emergency services would see nothing amiss. They might find it odd that the 'conveniences' also include a shower but, hey, collapsing in a shower cannot be that unusual (and easier than trying to clothe a body). OTOH, acquiring a post mortem 'reputation' might be 'one in the eye' for some people, as I am generally seen as being very boring and ultra-conventionally, with no known vices. 'Still waters', 'Jekyll & Hyde, eh? And that awful painting in my attic might explain a lot, LOL



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What a great thread, deviated from the original question a bit but still great. Interestingly we are about the same age (50) and I'm very consious of the age of my punt. A personal thing but I like a punt to feel as though it's at least within the realms of reality so alway aim for ladies above 35 as we all know that will make them 40+ in real life. I've seen a couple of ladies in Northampton recently in that age group that have been way better than anything younger - it's all in the experience.

Club wise I've been to a few of the gangbang type things over the years in Birmingham (Private Club/Roxys) and always had a fantastic time. Generally everyone is welcoming as your all there for the same thing. You'll always get the odd guy that tries to manopolise the girls but you get used to that. Brining get it back around to the original thread the gangbangs also seem to throw younger women together with older fellas so it's a happy half way place and you definitely don't feel uncomfortable.

I would say you are on the younger end to be fair, We have certainly had clients in 70s and 80s In fact some girls like the older gentleman

Chloe x

I am 68 and just started this this year trying to hire every girl in Annabella’s and mk finest for one hour
Plan is 3 visits a month

Trouble is they keep changing so looks like it is going to be a life’s work