Putting my trust in Viva Street

For my next outing next week I've decided to put my trust in Viva Street. And no one needs to tell me how stupid that sounds. But the "Real photos 100 per cent guaranteed" blonde looks believably attractive (and I know all too well I've been wrong about that before), by which I mean she's no very obvious glamour model fake.

But she's charging £140 an hour. And most importantly it's one hour appointments only, no 30 minute options. I don't hugely mind fakes that are just okish if it only means parting with £70 or £80 for half an hour. At least you've had some kind of experience, and been reminded what a woman feels like.

But £140 is very different. I haven't been able to walk away before, just chose 30 minutes and got on with it. But I'm not parting with £140 for a dud, fake appointment. So as I say, I'm trusting Viva Street, or maybe more accurately the girl in question. She has to be 90 per cent of what I expect to see, or else for the first time ever it will HAVE to be, "no thank you and goodbye" .

I should maybe add that even on Viva Street I'd say the higher the charge the more likely the escort is to be the real deal. The last time I used the site it was for a £160 girl whose pics were genuine and it was a brilliant experience. That's mainly why I think the escort I'm going to see is likely to be what she's advertising, in terms of pictures. Once they get up to or close to the £150 an hour minimum level, I think they realise they can't get away with fakery. And would anyone responding please not say I'm better using an agency. There are no agencies and it's only AW or Viva Street around here.

I wonder why there are no Agencies where you are? Are you up North?

Chloe

Yes, quite far north. But are agencies all that common outside London and three or four of the biggest cities? I'd say there are vast swathes of the country north, south, east and west where there aren't any. I did recently make contact with an Edinburgh Asian agency, the only one I could find online in Scotland. I wasn't impressed. Half a dozen lovely girls in photos but the email adress didn't work and when I eventually got a reply on a phone number the woman, maybe "in charge" didn't seem interested in answering any questions. I'm sure if you're willing to pay up, and I would, London has quite a few legit agencies, genuine photos, beautiful girls and are reliable with a reputation they want to keep. But elsewhere I have my doubts. It's easy to set up a website and there are so many chancers around.

I will go to see the Viva Street escort in the next couple of days and hope for the best. The urge is there. But I don't lose sight of the reality. Maybe a few women do actually somehow "enjoy" what they do. But the murky old sex industry is always going to be driven by exploitation (punters and escorts), desperation (punters and escorts), need, greed, deception, lust...it's no wonder it's a very messy business and there are virtually no certainties about anything.

I do sometimes think as I walk through the streets: I'm on my way to see a woman who'll strip and give me her naked body and suck my cock and let me fuck her in exchange for money, something that all the women I pass along the way, in shops, having a coffee, chatting with friends, would think of as the stuff of their worst nightmares if they had to do it. It really is a parallel universe.

I used to think that way, and it was probably true when I was growing up even though I knew some girls in my teens who cheerfully used the ride-for-a-ride principle to move around the country. But now I subscribe to the 'bitches really is crazy' theory having had so many years to complete my observations. The same women who would indeed be appalled by a one-on-one commercial encounter will, under other circumstances, enthusiastically 'act out the last days of Rome'. Anyone who has ever seen what can happen at a hen-party or a swinger event will know that women in a group seem driven to outdo one another in salaciousness. I just wish now that I had learned that earlier.

A girl called Laura left mke and said she was going to Edinburgh pump rooms if you find her I would recommend she gave me a great good by punt