Slim pickings searching for slim escorts

New user here but a long time punter in UK and many places around the world.
As the title suggests-I’m into slender females and frankly they are (no pun intended) pretty thin on the ground.
Thin to me is size 8 and below. Average size in UK some time ago was/is 16 which to me is a horror show. Each to their own but the whole ‘thicc’ thing is a massive turn off for me!
So many escorts I see have the whole ‘booty’ and chunky thigh thing going-great if you’re into that but I go the other way.
Trouble is that it tends to be SE Asians or E Europeans who tend to be a lot slimmer and that also brings problems - the ‘service’ they claim to provide vs the reality. Quite often it’s robotic sex with zero effort and you’ve spent a fair amount. They just aren’t nice to be around frankly-that’s if you’re not getting Bait & Switch.
Although I tend to go for younger -within reason- (it’s the tight bodies) by far the best punts I ever had was with ‘Devil Donna’ in Bristol who was in her 40’s but a hot tight body and someone who just rocked my world. That girl gave her all and boy was she good at it! Long retired sadly now I think.
Any suggestions? I’m talking SE UK, East Anglia and London but occasionally going to Midlands.

Maybe you would be better by looking at Asian Escorts for slim ladies?

There are some lovely slim Russian girls in London today BBL

Isn't that 'sleeping with the enemy'?

It seems that rubenesque is very much in vogue, probably due to the body shape scare a decade ago, so the Jumbo's are coming of age now, one laments the skinny minnies of the early 2000's.

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> Isn't that 'sleeping with the enemy'?
I always found 90% of Russian SW’s to be nasty people-I dallied a few times in Dubai and whilst they look amazing they stand around with their noses in the air like snotty girls in a nightclub. Odd behaviour for a working girl. There have been the odd ones who were amazing but ironically I always veered towards Ukrainians who were much better.

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> It seems that rubenesque is very much in vogue,
> probably due to the body shape scare a decade ago,
> so the Jumbo's are coming of age now, one laments
> the skinny minnies of the early 2000's.

I’m With you! It’s bizarre how many of the escorts on AW are ‘thicc’ (to give it the name). Just a massive turn off for me.
I’m in the wrong country clearly.

My experiences with the Russian ladies are very good, many of them hate Putin as much as we do. At the moment i would not want to see them because it seems a tad unfair giving them cash whilst Ukrainians are losing their homes and getting murdered. Hot ladies and excellent SPs imho. It's ones choice to see them or not.

I'm with the OP not much any good on indie websites larger ladies don't do anything for me neither do the oldie WGs. I've seen many of these not so great lookin horrors in shite areas asking £160 plus WTF ridiculous. The new basic rate on london agencies looks to be 200, 250 quid. Romanians want at least 200. Higher rate escorts have increased their rates from 600 quid to 750 (Greedy Bitches). I hate to think what trains fares, hotels in London cost now everything sky rocketed. Cardiff still okish.

It's amazing not so great lookin women at shitty deprived areas can ask for premium rate in a cost of living crisis. Still a few of those 100 quid an hour scammers around. I reckon many guys have cut down on punts or simply gave up and quit.

Asian Escorts are usually £150 beware of any that are charging £100 an hour that should really ring your alarm bells! Chloe x

Rubenesque, thicc...the word I'm not seeing here is, fat. I think that's the theme of the post. Too many fat escorts. As in FAT. And yes, it's a ghastly problem. And obviously it's not just confined to escorts. Half the women in the country are fat. More probably. They're fat as kids, they're fat as teenagers, they're very fat in their 20s and they become absolutely efuckingnormous after they have kids. Women used to try and not get fat. That's just a fact. Now it seems they don't give a fuck. And any hint that they might be fat and you're hung, drawn and quartered for "body shaming".

So there are so many grossly fat women around that guys turn to escorts. And they find they're all fat as well. I do sympathise with the OP. It's a British nightmare. None of the Poles who were over here three years ago were fat. They were slim, like poles, because they had a thing about not being fat. All I can suggest is you best head ideally for Thailand or the Philippines, where you will see no women in their teens or 20s or even early 30s who are fat, or even overweight, none.

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Well now we’re talking! Any link to website please?

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> Rubenesque, thicc...the word I'm not seeing here
> is, fat. I think that's the theme of the post. Too
> many fat escorts. As in FAT. And yes, it's a
> ghastly problem. And obviously it's not just
> confined to escorts. Half the women in the country
> are fat. More probably. They're fat as kids,
> they're fat as teenagers, they're very fat in
> their 20s and they become absolutely
> efuckingnormous after they have kids. Women used
> to try and not get fat. That's just a fact. Now it
> seems they don't give a fuck. And any hint that
> they might be fat and you're hung, drawn and
> quartered for "body shaming".
>
> So there are so many grossly fat women around that
> guys turn to escorts. And they find they're all
> fat as well. I do sympathise with the OP. It's a
> British nightmare. None of the Poles who were over
> here three years ago were fat. They were slim,
> like poles, because they had a thing about not
> being fat. All I can suggest is you best head
> ideally for Thailand or the Philippines, where you
> will see no women in their teens or 20s or even
> early 30s who are fat, or even overweight, none.

I went to Thailand a few times and it’s a fun old place-hung out in Rana Plaza and the girls there are hot to trot. Only thing is you get bar tax, Madame tax etc. then the girls can be into you like glue when they have your number-essentially looking for the expat to start rinsing with allowances and apparently before you know it you’re subsidising half the family. All for some sex with a hot girl ????
AW is like a horror show now but also makes the slender girls stand out. Seems to be all about this ‘booty’ shit. Chunky thighs, masses of make up and an arse like a shire horse. Most of the UK women seem to be on the Greggs Meal Plan Diet and anyone calling them fat gets slammed for ‘body shaming’.
I’ve been to the states a lot of times and boy oh boy do they have some good marketing……you’d think they all look like the TV hotties. Nope. Enter the weebles.

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The girls in Asian parlors move around a lot so photos are usually generic. Get a description of the girl when you phone up. Many Chinese girls are very good fun, but some of them alsohave a weight problem. It's a good idea to give them praise and to take along a small present. Even a bar of chocolate will go down well and the tradition is to wrap gifts in red paper. Learning a few phrases in Chinese (from Google Translate) will go down really well and basic Chinese is very easy to learn.