It's not all about sex, which given the state of some escorts these days is probably just as well

As virtually no one seems to be posting anymore I'll post myself. And I'll let it run on. Don't blame me if it's boring. There's fuck all else new to read.

My last visit was three weeks ago, the first since November 29. As I previously posted I had a faint hope that the VS profile might be genuine because of the wording used, but maybe that was trying to be clever. It wasn't of course and the Romanian woman who answered the door looked nothing like the profile pic.

Having said that, she wasn't bad. Tall and slim and quite attractive, she said she was 28 and I'd say that would be right. Because it had been so long I'd no hesitation in paying £140 for an hour. She spoke very good English and I rather liked her dry sense of humour. She was chatty, and certainly not one of the let's get this over and done with Bucharest birds.

There was the sex stuff, obviously, but I must say I enjoyed talking to her as well. And why not? It's not all about sex. She's been an escort for a few years and when I asked her how long she'd continue, she said: "I don't know. This is a difficult job mentally."

I guessed what she meant but I asked her to explain anyway. She said, quite sharply: "What! You don't think it's difficult mentally having sex with different men every day? Of course it is. It's my job and I do it for money but mentally it's tough. But I'll carry on until I stop and then I'll go home."

Early in the hour after she'd stripped while she was sitting on the bed I touched one side of her back and she flinched. "Please don't touch my back there, I have kidney stones." What emerged from this was that as she and her friend had been driving to this small city she'd suddenly felt acute pain. Now I don't know or didn't really ask how she knew, but she'd identified this herself as a kidney stone problem. I know from others who've had that it can be extremely painful, bordering on agony. I'd assumed she'd gone to A and E somewhere but this was a tough lady. "I took some paracetamol. And then I peed them out."

What? Peed them out? What was she talking about? I sort of ended the topic there because it was a bit of a turn off. It was only when I got home and Googled it I found that's what you can do, if they're small they come out in urine. You learn something every day. She said: "Now I drink water, plenty water. Before I only drink Coke."

I said before she'd drank too much Coke? "No, I ONLY drank Coke. I never drank water. I only drank Coke."

Jesus, I thought, no wonder her insides had gone awry when she only drank fucking Coke.

The sex, BJ with condom etc was OK, though I took it easy because of her back, but she was interesting too. I'll remember her, which is actually pretty unusual these days. And I actually rather liked and admired her. No, it's not all about sex, which given the state of some of the escorts around these days is probably just as well.

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Nesslad
Don't blame me if it's boring.

Who would dream of doing such a thing? I enjoyed this story about a hooker and her kidney stones. Do you have any more like that?

No, not that I can think of offhand. But I'll always remember the unusual things about a visit. This was definitely one.