Towels

Okay, I am a newbie so please don't bite my head off.

I've only punted a couple of times, always through agencies. I thought I was beginning to get the hang of it. Last week I was visiting a girl down near Earl's Court. I arrived, quickly showered and came out with a towel wrapped around my waist. She seemed to think this very funny.

I can only assume based on her behaviour that all of her other punters come out of the shower in the nude? Can that be right? To me that just seems plain weird when there a good towels available.

Am I doing something wrong or was she just being difficult?

Not much point in being modest mid punt

However, you can imagine that they don't change the towel for each punter

So at the very least you're likely using a towel that's been used before , most likely by other punters; or if not it's her towel

I've been in a few punting flats in Earls Court that had a washing machine. But those more modern studio type ones plus the cheaper ones do not. SPs won't be down the laundrette. Nor their Sergeis. Nor are they going to provide 5-10 clean towels a day. I tend to pinch a hotel robe and take it to the punt. Which enables me not to wipe my face with a towel that's been drying your arse. Which is always good...

If you know you know...

Last punt I took my own towel.

You were doing something wrong Florida, though the other guys who've responded have been too tactful to say so. The appropriate way to do this is to go to the shower, towel yourself dry INSIDE the shower (not when it's still on, obviously), tell the escort to cover her eyes, come out, and get fully dressed. Then you ask her, "Will there be anything more?" And if she says, "No", you just leave.

Oddly enough escorts have always given me a washed and dry clean towel.

They tend to do that in wet dreams

I am always being accused of complaining in this forum, and your comment has touched off another one. I indulge only in gang-bangs these days and, in the past, the organizers always supplied freshly-laundered towels. But then they started asking one to bring ones own towel. And now they insist on slippers as well! What with now having to show a clear STI test-result for OWO, it is no fun anymore. These attitudes would have ruined Woodstock.

Do you never stop complaining Moravian? Last time you were complaining furiously about the price of petrol on the way to your latest gangbang. Now it's about having to bring your own towel. And your fucking slippers as well. What about a bit of praise for what they do right?? They help you out of your car when you arrive, they provide you with a zimmer frame and help you steer it to the entrance, they help you get your togs off, they half carry you to the orgy room, they lie you back in the rocking chair they provide specially for you, and most of all all the girls expend a great deal of time and energy trying to bring some life to your wrinkly old pecker. And you're still not fucking happy. FFS you're 86 and you're still going to gang bangs. You should be fucking dead. I won't ever get anywhere near your age, far less still be going to gang bangs then. Time for a little appreciation of the blessings life has so richly bestowed on you, you incredibly fortunate and still wonderfully active moaning old cunt.

Nice fantasy, but I indeed wouldn't bother if I really was in that state. I could park right outside the usual venue, but the area is a bit dodgy so I leave my car in a multi-storey some 2 miles away and walk instead. I have no aches or pains, am on no essential medication and people take me for 20 years younger or more. And I still have the same lithe (yes, OK, skinny) 6ft 2in build. I have always reasoned: use it or lose it. Based on family history, I might still have another 10 years. As for praise, the usual place offers free pizza at half-time, but the much-missed Moravian House (Bristol) venue used to have a wide selection of free food and soft drinks. I am always hoping that some other regular from that era will log-on here and we can try to re-open the place.

All regulars from that era are dead, the same as you should be, so don't expect any to log in anytime soon. Having said that Moravian, you are a Punternet treasure, and I am extremely glad you are still with us. However, stop complaining you moaning old fucker. It's not good for your health. Just look forward to your next rocking chair gangbang, and don't forget your towel and your slippers. I look forward as always to your next gangbang report, which will no doubt be devoted entirely to you complaining about the traffic, the lack of parking, or maybe just the weather. I'm sure you'll find something!

That 'era' ended barely 5 years ago and, given that the other attendees were obviously younger, such a renaissance is entirely feasible in principle. It is ironic that, with all of this online interaction, it is peculiarly difficult to renew such contacts. Small-ads in local newspapers might work, but who reads newspapers these days? I don't. I am planning to re-write my will, having outlived most of the current beneficiaries. Perhaps I should instruct the executor to keep this site informed of 'events'.

MoravianHfan Wrote:
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> That 'era' ended barely 5 years ago and, given
> that the other attendees were obviously younger,
> such a renaissance is entirely feasible in
> principle. It is ironic that, with all of this
> online interaction, it is peculiarly difficult to
> renew such contacts. Small-ads in local newspapers
> might work, but who reads newspapers these days? I
> don't. I am planning to re-write my will, having
> outlived most of the current beneficiaries.
> Perhaps I should instruct the executor to keep
> this site informed of 'events'.


You seem like you've lived a full life

And you're clearly smart

All the best to you