One Week In London

So, I am slowly doing individual reviews, but I recently spent a week or so in London and thought I would give a brief recap, as folks here were helpful.

I was based in Paddington, which is handy to everywhere, though for whatever reason I ended staying local. I had no bad punts at all!

Started off with a Phoenix Club party; Monica, Delia, Gabbi, Angel. Interesting setup, super cheap, the girls are sex machines. About 7 guys total. I fucked Angel & Delia, got a BJ / HJ from Monica, and DATY on Gabbi. Ended up with 3 shots in 90 minutes and I had to beg off and leave. The girls are pretty enough, funny as hell, lusty as can be. Good fun for super cheap. But It wrecked me for the day at my age, so I did not repeat. Still, a fun and different time. Highlight is the hostess running things yelling at me to get back to the girls when I was trying to take a break and recover.

Next up was Lianna from Diva. Russian, tall, MM, lovely. Great kisser. Would have extended if I could, but she had another booking. Sexy and smart. Great time.

Next was the splurge -- 2 hours with Jessica of Bijoux. So. Amazing. Ridiculously pretty, funny, sexy, she wore me out. So much fun. Next time I might do an overnight with dinner.

Kasha from Sexy Asian next. This was ok, kinda standard Thai punt? Not quite as good as Olina in the past, but still fun.

Late night Malena from Diva was slightly older, slightly softer, super nice. Very skilled, hips don't lie. Good kisser.

Jessica from Dior (Noleta from Diva) was next and she was incredible. I had great luck with Jessica's no question. Great kisser, awesome for DATY, incredible BJ, and rocking hips that drained me dry. Splendid English.

Finally, a repeat for my last punt. Olivette of Diva. Lovely Ro who I had seen before, and she actually did remember me. She tasted amazing, was great fun.

For me, I prioritize DFK girls, and like them 25+ (Bijoux Jessica was an exception). And I love Romanian girls, generally. So this was an excellent mongering vacation! London is truly a lot of fun, though the mood of the city at times is a bit bleak. Brexit seemed to be weighing on people pretty hard. I heard about from people all the time.

Best were the two Jessica's; very different girls, very nice to have met them. Kasha was probably the least memorable, and was still a blast; SAE is a good agency. Let's hear it for London!

Misses included:

- Several girls: (Diva's Ceren, Anwen, Sarah, McKenzie among others)
- Taking a plunge with a porn star (Barbie Sins was available but I could not figure out how to do a deposit that wasn't annoying)
- Did not go to HOD, someday.
- Missed out on Olina this time around, sadface
- should have done more/longer with Bijoux

Congrats sounds like a great week

Yep Jess at Bijoux is one of my all-time favs

Lovely girl and probably the only one if I was in London atm that I'd be keen to see again, probably in duo again with Eva who was excellent. But yes I think Jess for an extended session would be excellent.

Next time I'm in town which won't be for a while will be split between Bijoux, Babylon and Olina most likely

I don't think the current HOD rota would have added much to your week. I think Sophie is on the rota this week and for a posh totty milf she's great but she's now probably in her 50s and is double the age of my usual target group. She's a great SP tho. You won't find many models at HOD these days. Jessica of Bijoux is 10/10 for looks and service for me and the northern accent is the icing on the cake!

I have been thinking of looking further afield than the West Country, as the local venues are getting too health-conscious. Or, to be precise, it is the touring service-providers who have changed their rules. One bunch now insists on clean STI tests for OWO and, in addition, another bunch insists on supplying their own condoms and fitting them themselves for oral. This kills the previous free-wheeling atmosphere that I always enjoyed. So my question is: are the Phoenix Parties also imposing such vibe-killing rules? I suppose that I could find out online ... but I rarely trust websites.

ModelfuckerRedux Wrote:
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> Congrats sounds like a great week
> ...
> Jessica of Bijoux is 10/10 for looks
> and service for me and the northern accent is the
> icing on the cake!

Oh god, her accent is like being rubbed with soft fur. Just delectable. What a lovely lass.

It really was a good week; I get over 3-4 times a year, sometimes working, sometimes just on holiday. I used to go to Germany, but London is so fun, hard to argue. Plus, London is more fun to explore than Frankfurt lol.

MoravianHfan Wrote:
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> I have been thinking of looking further afield
> than the West Country, as the local venues are
> getting too health-conscious. Or, to be precise,
> it is the touring service-providers who have
> changed their rules. One bunch now insists on
> clean STI tests for OWO and, in addition, another
> bunch insists on supplying their own condoms and
> fitting them themselves for oral. This kills the
> previous free-wheeling atmosphere that I always
> enjoyed. So my question is: are the Phoenix
> Parties also imposing such vibe-killing rules? I
> suppose that I could find out online ... but I
> rarely trust websites.

OWO was mostly on offer, though not exclusively. Girls seem to pick and choose with no reason I could see. FS was always covered, nicely. I suspect this is very girl and party dependent. As always, a positive attitude and good hygiene will take you a long way, IMHO.

Thanks for the info. I think that I may just stay local. Things seem to have become too 'corporate' lately. My favourite haunts in the West used to host events where there was a good mix of 'professionals' and amateurs (swingers). Perhaps those times will return. I suppose that I could organize something myself, but it is difficult to maintain anonymity in that situation.

MoravianHfan Wrote:
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> Thanks for the info. I think that I may just stay
> local. Things seem to have become too 'corporate'
> lately. My favourite haunts in the West used to
> host events where there was a good mix of
> 'professionals' and amateurs (swingers). Perhaps
> those times will return. I suppose that I could
> organize something myself, but it is difficult to
> maintain anonymity in that situation.

Yeah, the party thing was fun, but I am not sure I would repeat. Not really my cup of tea, but well executed for what they were going for.

A large splurge of info Lamboy, but also pretty meaningless without the missing info. How much did all that cost you?

Wow, Phoenix Club party sounds like it needs adding to the bucket list.

Do the "likes" vary from girl to girl? i.e. A?

Nesslad Wrote:
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> A large splurge of info Lamboy, but also pretty
> meaningless without the missing info. How much did
> all that cost you?

I just did a quick ready reckoning at about 2300

Oundlegent Wrote:
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> Wow, Phoenix Club party sounds like it needs
> adding to the bucket list.
>
> Do the "likes" vary from girl to girl? i.e. A?

U won't get A at Phoenix I don't think but I have dick aversion so u won't find me at one of them

Thanks for the calculation Redux. It's your Punting turf so you should have a pretty good idea. It's a lot of money but may well be worth it. Personally if I was down there I'd want to space out the pleasure a bit more rather than packing it all into one week, but maybe Lamboy didn't have that option. The gulf between London and much of the provinces is now horrendously wide. Didn't used to be like that. Before covid and Brexit in this small city there were more than enough good lookers to go round. Now they've all gone back to Poland and elsewhere. There are still a few females around but after so many poor experiences these days you'd have to be close to desperate to even bother. It makes it even worse comparing what you get for £150 or £200 on Olina and elsewhere and what you get here. A trip to London is the answer but haven't made it yet. Oh for the delights of having it all on your doorstep.

Yeh London is awesome.

Wonder if I got close!

Nesslad Wrote:
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> A large splurge of info Lamboy, but also pretty
> meaningless without the missing info. How much did
> all that cost you?


Fair point.

Breakdown:

London Phoenix Parties - 160
Lianna/Diva - 350
Jessica/Bijoux - 550
Kasha/SAE - 150
Malena/Diva - 200
Jessica/Dior - 200
Olivette/Diva - 250

Total: 1860 base, some various tips scattered throughout. I remain convinced Jessica/Dior should be at a higher price point. :-)

I did not think to add price because all of the prices are on the websites, no big secrets.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 25/05/2023 16:26 by labambaboy.

Excellent work- I had priced your last four punts towards the 300 range, I think your price per female rate has worked out very well (£186 per SP!)

Nesslad- I agree Olina is the best value in London when you figure in all the Olina girls I saw last trip were 7+/10, all nice and slim and with lovely enhanced boobies

Plus Olina girls usually happily cim and rim, I know you don't like to discuss services tho!

However on my next trip down, Babylon is going to try to provide me with some 10/10 Russian and Brazilian stunners and of course my reviews will reflect what ensues

I'm confident!

ModelfuckerRedux Wrote:
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> Excellent work- I had priced your last four punts
> towards the 300 range, I think your price per
> female rate has worked out very well (£186 per
> SP!)


Yeah, I had a little over 3k budgeted and did not come close; I usually hit the 250/ph mark. But the party skewed that, plus as I get older, 2 a day is it. Next time, when I am there for dedicated punting, I will schedule something early in the day (11am-12noon) plus a later one (7pm ish), with one of them being longer. I can keep up 2 per day indefinitely, lol.

Well that seems a decent outlay for having a great time. And well worth it. I don't want to rub salt in my own wounds but if I set aside £1,900 or so for a blast with escorts around here I literally wouldn't be able to spend it. One, two or at most three encounters with the truly dismal selection I've seen in recent times would be enough. You can only take so much blubber, tattoos and wrinkles. A sorry state of affairs, but it's true. In what I now regard as the golden days of just four years ago I'd spend maybe £400 or so a month on attractive young Polish women. Looking back, it was fantastic. Then with covid and Brexit they all went home. Now it's once every two or three months when the urge becomes too strong to resist. Nine weeks since my last encounter. I suppose the poverty of choice available now, not just here but from what I've read in many other places as well where the quality has fallen off a cliff, makes it some kind of money saver. But I'd definitely rather have the choice and a return to the halcyon good old days.

Brexit for sure has changed things; and I think it will get worse over the next number of years. Of course, worsening economy will help some UK girls see escorting as a viable career choice, so....

When you are booking Asian Escorts then please do feel free to check out reviews and feel free to ask for a recommendation also. Hope to hear from you again soon

Chloe x

sexyasianescorts Wrote:
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> When you are booking
> Asian
> Escorts then please do feel free to check
> out reviews and feel free to ask for a
> recommendation also. Hope to hear from you again
> soon
>
> Chloe x

You'll for sure hear from me again Chloe! Kasha was great, not her fault I had such a grand week. :-)

That is lovely to hear!

Chloe x