I am shy and want to try watersports

Hi
I am shy and dont know how to ask for Watersports when booking an escort?

Also how do you try this safely? Any suggestions?

I would like to think that this site is for normal sexual activities, not for perversions. The proximity of sexual and excretory functions seems to confuse some people at an early age ... and they never get over it. Try UKpunting; it is more up their street.

Look on AW and search for those that have it on their enjoys list.

AsianKumar Wrote:
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> Hi
> I am shy and dont know how to ask for Watersports
> when booking an escort?
>
> Also how do you try this safely? Any suggestions?

Safely, you need to do some online research. Hepatitis, I believe, is a possibility, but like 50% of the population already has it, and it causes no trouble after the initial exposure, and if you get yourself tested, you should know if you have it already.

Shy is not an issue; any booker at any of the major agencies will not bat an eyelash at a request for watersports receiving. Giving is always harder to find, but these girls see multiple clients a day, so I see their point. But even that is available if you call and ask, and pay the premium.

Generally, you can get what you want with no trouble if you ask, explain it will be your first time. Pick one of the girls who is both a standard escort and also has a Mistress profile. Explain you are not into humiliation, just adventurous, ask she drinks a lot of water prior to your arrival to make it less strong, it will be fine.

Despite what some people say, pee and poop play are things to a chunk of the population, no judgement here.

"Safely, you need to do some online research. Hepatitis, I believe, is a possibility, but like 50% of the population already has it, and it causes no trouble after the initial exposure, and if you get yourself tested, you should know if you have it already."

Oh really? Which hepatitis? Perhaps you should not offer medical advice.

MoravianHfan Wrote:
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> I would like to think that this site is for normal
> sexual activities, not for perversions. The
> proximity of sexual and excretory functions seems
> to confuse some people at an early age ... and
> they never get over it. Try UKpunting; it is more
> up their street.

LOL, Surely most of society would view you as a pervert for looking for paid sex!!

What other sexual acts do you class as perversions??? Feel free to read some of my reviews!!

Just ask when booking as they will be used to more "perverted" requests than Watersports!!

Make sure to book well in advance, any quality SP will know how to prepare and ensure that you are safe if they offer Watersports.

Where are you based and/or looking to punt?

Nothing truly sexual can be a perversion if it is just a way of jazzing-up the essential process of reproduction. But somewhere down the line human sexual behaviour became mixed up with dominance rituals: which are often mistaken for signs of homosexuality in the animal kingdom. Meanwhile, incorrect neural pathways can be set-up, in the minds of some people, which conflate sexual and excretory purposes. There is also the unfortunate social dynamic in which anything becomes normalised if enough people subscribe to it. That way literally lies madness. But, hey, I am prone to schadenfreude so I find this exhibit both hilarious and nauseating in equal measures:
[www.ukpunting.com]

Thanks everyone for valuable inputs.

Let’s not be so judgemental.

Urine is risk in pheromones designed to stimulate us.

If you have seconds with a partner, the “Love Juices” will be intertwined, I will still give her oral and enjoy receiving.

Same if she goes to the loo, she might wipe herself with toilet paper, but you can notice the scent when you lick her, as I sure she can if I needed a piss.

A nice evening out and several hours later returning for fun, what are the scents in the crotch area of her knickers……..

Interesting, isn't it, that you started with a rather telling Freudian slip. Not sure of your premise?
The evidence that pheromones affect humans is rather ropey, given that we lack the critical organ which other animals possess.
I personally like French-kissing after she has gone down on me following intercourse, getting my own back as it were, but I deny that pheromones are involved.

Musclemilf in Stoke. Find her on AW

Just ask before you get there, they can only say NO!

Try asking if she will piss on you for £200 over and above her normal rates - that might do the trick.