Massage post abdominal surgery

Hi everybody,
I have not visited a masseuse/service provider for over 4 years, when I had surgery for colon cancer.
It was successful, the hospital was brilliant, and now I want to resume some close encounters as seen on this forum.
The only problem is that I have two "Ostomies": a colostomy and an ileostomy, so I must look rather strange with two bags hanging off my belly.
Does anyone else have a similar problem?
And what do the ladies think of it?
Any comments would be gratefully received.

Well that's a very tricky one but I'm not going to see you left without a reply. You've obviously had a very tough time of it - which could befall any of us - and I wish you the very best in your recovery. The straightforward and unfortunately unhelpful answer to your question is I don't know. There has been no comparable post on here or anywhere else that I've seen where this has been discussed. I would speculate that it could be difficult finding an escort who could accommodate you. Most are decent enough in their attitude but this could be a stretch too far for many. Difficult, but not impossible, but it would probably take a fair bit of work tracking one down and you'd have to pay well over the odds. Sorry, but that's the best I can do. I hope someone else comes on with more informative info. The best of luck.

It occurs to me also that if I was in your situation - and I obviously hope I never am - that I wouldn't be thinking of full sex. If that's an obvious problem there are ways to get an experience with an escort without taking your clothes off. It may not be the full real deal but it'd be lot better than nothing. That's the way I'd be looking at it.

This is perhaps not entirely relevant, but one of the contestants on Naked Attraction had a colostomy bag. I cannot remember whether he was knocked-out immediately. Pretty sure that he did not win. The point is that nobody freaked-out too much. If I had our friend's problem I think that I would go with 'presentable' streetwalkers. By 'presentable' I mean not obviously drug-addled. I always found outdoor knee-tremblers very exciting.

Not as exciting, Moravian, as when that ladyboy sucked you off under that table in Paris.

Just won't let it go, will you? For the last time: champagne was taken, it was dark and s(he) was very convincing. Silly me for sharing.

I apologise Moravian, I won't mention it again. But my fascination with it is not intended as any insult, it's just another twist in your long and illustrious career, one which many would be delighted to emulate. Gang bangs in your mid 80s! I should be so lucky, but I'm almost certain, unfortunately, that I won't be. As for the incident in question, I'd be delighted to be sucked off under a table by a ladyboy in Paris. You have been, and I know you won't add to the detail, but I'd love to know what it felt like to have that stubbly chin rubbing against your inner thighs.

I shall add to the detail! Firstly: no stubble on thighs. Even in dodgy Parisian 'boites' one does not disrobe to that extent (at the tables). Secondly: don't you think that I would have already spotted stubble? I might never have known had I not belatedly asked where s(he) was from. "Suis Marocain", s(he) said. Should have said, "Marocaine". This 'Poirot' made his excuses and left.

Thanks for that Moravian. As far as I'm concerned the accounts of your past - and indeed present - exploits are a recurring highlight on Punternet. A confession: Your account of being sucked off under that table by the ladyboy in Paris made me browse through the transexual escorts on Viva Street and elsewhere, through, at the very least curiosity. You've been at more than 40 gangbangs (female) and you've done the tranny thing as well. I've never experienced any of that. I'd go to a gangbang if there was one around but I don't think I'd be as bold as you on transexuals. I'm all for new experiences but I just think that would be weird. But it might be OK, I just don't know.

The Arabs are the top ladyboy fanciers. I remember sitting in a bar in Walking Street in Pattaya and there were three or four with a pack of ladyboys in tow. I saw numerous others as well. They can't get enough of them and actually flaunt them as their companions for the night. Fuck only knows what these hotel rooms look like when it all kicks off. If you've ever been at a transexuals gangbang you may care to share your experiences, which I believe would make a fascinating read.

Gauss

Escorts offer a huge range of services, and a lot depends on if they click with the client.

Be open and honest, for some some will say no, others might say yes.

Nothing ventured nothing gained as they say.

Good luck

Hmm, not quite sure how one unsought interaction became 'experience' and promise of a possible account of transexual gang-bang experience. I did hear that an ostensible hetero gangbang at one of my favourite venues went a little astray one day when one of the guys turned out to be bi and started blowing some of the guys (who did not object!). In 'my day' even trying would have been suicidal. At another venue, which I have visited only once, they hand out coloured wrist-bands to indicate 'orientation'. That was already too much for me.

You do lead and have led a colourful life Moravian. The Paris ladyboy under the table, being pleasured at a gangbang by a male (why on earth did you all succumb to his weird attentions, shouldn't he have been thrown out on his ear?) As you know I am an admirer of your many and varied exploits, but I am beginning to find some of the detail a bit off-putting, and would humbly request that you do not share any more info about non-female interactions. Otherwise, it's always good to read your views.

I too had major surgery last year which has resulted in me having a colostomy.

For a long time after I had no sex drive at all but at the start of this year I started seeing a mature local WG who has been really understanding and has helped me regain my confidence.

At first I could just about wank myself off over her huge tits but now I can fuck her energetically. The bag doesn't get in the way.

You are still misconstruing things. I was not even at the event which went sideways. If I were really into that sort of thing I would be posting on UKP instead.

Yes well there's no shame in that sort of thing in this modern day and age Moravian, anything goes, though I'm none too keen on the thought of it myself, to put it mildly, but each to his own. You do as you please, at your age you've earned it. More pertinently, while you take these gang bang events as routine now you've been to so many, it doesn't seem easy to me to get along to one. Of course I'm off the beaten track compared to you, but there sure as shit aren't any around here. There used to be some in Leicester and I see some advertised in London, but they don't seem easy to find, far less to access. I saw something in Glasgow referred to obliquely in UKP, but as far as locations and details go I reckon it'd be a lot of work getting into one. You're a lucky lad!