FKK Sharks v Escorts

FKK Sharks in Darmstadt in Germany as I've said in a previous post is top of my bucket list. And last night I was a finger click away from booking the trip. But I hesitated. I'm still only 90 per cent on going there, with just enough doubt to hold me back for a bit longer anyway.

The calculation's simple. A very reasonable £239 for a return flight from where I am, to Frankfurt Airport, and an extremely reasonable £241 as of last night for a five night stay in the Felix Hotel in Darmstadt, which is in quite close walking distance from this "wonderland" venue. So four full days in Darmstadt and maybe three at Sharks. With a 75 euros admission fee and unlimited time in a club with 80-100 naked or semi-naked women of all ages to choose from, and with prices at 100 euros for 30 minutes and usually 200 for an hour, in a place like that you could expect to spend at least £300 a day, minimum. Of course you could only go once or twice and try and limit your activities but if I'm making the trip I'd want to make the most of it, I know.

So around £1,500 in total. That's perfectly affordable I'm glad to say but what's holding me back is the thought that it's a lot to spend in a very short time, when it could buy me extra action on home soil over several months. And things around here are pretty good in terms of choice at the moment.

So £1,500 for what may well be a mind blowing new experience over a very short time or use the money to increase the weekly delights at home over a much longer time? I'm pretty sure I'll soon opt for the new experience of Sharks, but despite its very strong appeal it's not exactly a no-brainer.



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Why go all the way to Germany to screw a £170 an hour WG.

Get a punt over here and you`ll still have change for a barrel of beer and half a ton of fish and chips on the way home.

You're missing the point there Caveman, or you haven't checked out any reviews of FKK Sharks. We can all go and screw an escort for an hour and I'm sure we've both done it many times. But once the hour's up you're out. And you very often don't know what you're going to get in advance. If that suits you that's fine. But Sharks, where I haven't been, offers an "experience", beyond just the screwing. The chances are you'll forget which escort you screwed a few weeks after you've done it, but I'm certain no one ever forgets a visit to Sharks. That's why I feel I must go, and almost certainly will, and soon.

Pattaya, where I've been a number of times but which is such a long haul to get there for me now, is the same. I'm also certain that any visit to Pattaya is always a vivid memory from first to last. I couldn't remember an escort I had here in 2017 if you put a gun to my head, but that was the làst time I was in Pattaya and I remember every day of it.



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They have sex parties in the Manchester area.
£150 for 2 hours and screw as many of the girls you can manage.

Nesslad,

One thing that you (sort of) mention about your Pattaya experience that made me think about your FKK Sharks reasoning: What if your time at FKK is SO memorable that nothing on home ground is ever as good again? Darmstadt presumably being a darn sight closer & affordable than Pattaya that it makes it overwhelmingly tempting to continue visiting? In short terms: It becomes habit forming. It becomes addictive. In that case - will FKK still be as affordable? Psychologically as well as financially?

No, I don't agree you should steer clear of somewhere like FKK Sharks because it might be TOO good. That's being over cautious. These excursions, including Pattaya, Angeles City etc where I've been many times may be addictive in a sense, but they're not like drink, drugs or gambling, where you can all too easily slide into a mess. You need money to go to Sharks or Pattaya or Angeles or Bangkok and Manila, and to even get on a plane, and you need your head screwed on to earn it. When you return from somewhere like Pattaya, as I experienced many times when younger, it is a downer and for a few days life seems pretty grey and bleak. But you need to knuckle down and earn to get back if that's what you want to do.

I do agree however that there's a powerful psychological element. I first went to Pattaya 40 years ago. If after that first trip you came back home and wonder what's the point in striving to chase local birds, with all the effort and frustration it can involve, well you will indeed ask yourself - what is the point? There's no doubt in my mind that either now or back when I first went in 1984 it absolutely does change your attitude to women and sex, probably for life. Whether that's a good thing or a bad thing, it depends on the individual, and who can say.

I've said in a previous post that when you get to my age the huge cost of a medical emergency in Thailand - which can run into the tens of thousands of pounds - is the one reason I wouldn't go to live there, or to spend many months of the year there. I think many older guys are taking a potentially ruinous risk in ignoring that.

I'll never denigrate the UK like so many do nowadays. It's still a great country and 90 per cent of the world's population would want to live here. But I will say it may not be the cheeriest place to grow old. Nowadays, particularly with the extreme feminista culture running rampant, if you even glance at a young woman, you're very liable to get back a look of contempt and what almost seems like hatred. "What are you looking at, you disgusting old...etc", the glaring eyes seem to say. There's no need for that. But it's the unpleasant reality of how things are now.

One of the most uplifting things about Thailand and the Philippines - if you're there for any length of time - is that the attitude there is different. If you happen to smile at a passing young woman - a person just going about their daily business - you're very likely to get a smile back. That's a good feeling. Never mind bars, hookers, sex and the rest of it. Just the fact that women are much more inclined to have a pleasant attitude makes a big difference. Too many females in this country now seem almost brainwashed into disliking and distrusting men, and it's getting worse. Thank fuck for our wonderful escorts.

Dude, go.

On the downsides, aside from the cost, it can get a bit repetitive going to someplace like Sharks. Variety of girls is both extreme (all shapes and sizes) and not at all (mostly Rumanian girls).

But the ability to chat beforehand, pick one (or two) out of a group and fuck them, take a shower, and do it again with a different girl is heavenly. Having one girls come up to you late in the day and ask you who gave a better blowjob will make you laugh. And talking to the girls is fascinating. Protip -- late in the day, offer to rub their feet while chatting. They are on their feet in those giant heels a lot, will appreciate it, will chat longer.

Take a book for downtime. Eat the buffet. Go early one day (weekday lunchtime business is slow, the girls are not quite as hot but very good with service). Stay really late one night, the hot girls can get crazy.

Get a room with a chubby girl, get a room with an older gal. Service will be amazing.

Never believe them when they say a DUO will include lesbian action. Never does.

London's variety is better, but you can make a bad pick, not vibe with a girl at all, photoshopped pics, etc. Sharks, well, girls will walk up to you and stick their pussy in your face, lay on you and grab your dick. Different deal entirely.

If you only want scorchingly hot girls, and have more budget, go to the Globe Club in Switzerland. Works like Sharks, pricey, but every girls looks like a runway model.

But go. You will probably decide once is enough, but that once is amazing. Every time I go to London for a week, I think about 1 day in Frankfurt. Annoyingly hard to do now with Brexit. Sigh.

The Private Club in Birmingham is similar to what you are after a mixture of working girls, housewives and swingers on a Saturday night (which is usually a gangbang night) and you can fuck them all, sort of like a Euro party

Exactly my sort of scene but, from previous exchanges, I get the impression that Nesslad is not into 'performing for a mixed audience'. .

Good to hear from you again Moravian, if you haven't been around for more than two or three weeks I do begin to wonder if you are no longer with us. But here you are. Good to see.

Yes it's true that as of now group performance hasn't been my thing but that's been because of lack of opportunity rather than anything else. An Edinburgh escort I saw recently and posted about, Kinkerbells1, has tried anything and everything and next time I see her I may well - in fact I will - broach the subject. I'm pretty sure she has access and knowledge of the kind of debauchery you are so familiar with.

I hope you have added a couple more gangbangs to the 40 or so you've notched up already. If I remember correctly the last time you said you were going on strike in protest at mandatory tests for STDs. I agree. Why any escort willing to engage with a decayed bag of bones in his mid 80s should be bothered about STDs I can't imagine. Was that ladyboy who sucked you off under the table in that Paris nightclub so damn pernickety?

I know you are quite familiar with the Edinburgh saunas, where Kinkerbells1 used to work, and I did know even when I saw her that you might have got there first. At the time I pulled myself together and forced that horrific thought out of my head. Good to hear from you anyway, even though I know it may sadly be for the final time.

Always the pragmatist, I have been trying to work out (for my new will - having now outlived most beneficiaries) how to inform Punternet of my possible demise without giving anything else away.
No, I am still stuck on 40 orgies, and now it is because your previously incorrect picture of me is coming true in shades of (Dorian) gray. People have always placed me at near-retirement at most, but now things are rapidly going south, while my abnormally low habitual blood-pressure recently went dangerously north of 180mm. So now I have to take (non-vaccine) preventative medication for the very first time. Perhaps I should buy a kinky PVC suit so that I have to expose only the relevant bit (or 'bite' if you get the French-slang pun). It was only French grammar that gave the ladyboy away. Theoretically, they should ('knowing both ends') be much better at 'faisant une pipe' than are females, but I don't recall that being the case.

Addendum: A PVC suit would certainly fit in well here: [daretoclub.co.uk] Ness. But not sure that I could stand the music and unwanted advances.



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The PVC suit would be an adventurous twist in direction Moravian. But being realistic escorts probably wouldn't see it that way. As I understand it they already find your bony ancient frame repulsive to look at, and cladding it in tight fitting black plastic with some kind of Batman style hood would be likely to make them feel you'd completely lost your mind as well.

The other obvious concern is that you'd die in it - it's going to happen sooner or later - very likely sooner, while in a debauchery situation. As a matter of cost cutting convenience the undertaker could decide to simply bury you in it. Personally, I wouldn't like that. I think being dressed in a normal dark suit and white shirt would be my preference. Anyone bothering to turn up at your funeral would be baffled and possibly upset by seeing you lying in your coffin in a PVC suit. All points to consider.

The BP thing is more relatable. 180 is high but it could spike up before and certainly during a gangbang outing. I am aware and sometimes concerned by that myself. I have medium to high BP and take medication for it. But I know on the day of an outing it's liable to rise steeply. Unfortunately there's no way to control that. It's just a risk factor that has to be accepted. However I do find it a considerable deterrent in going to somewhere like Pattaya, which could put prolonged strain on the system. A fairly short trip to FKK Sharks would however be a risk worth taking.

In the end it all comes down to the Big Question. Do we shy away from excitement, thrills and pleasure, and play it "safe"? Or do we take the necessary risks and make the most of things while we can? I think undoubtedly the latter approach is preferable. But with each passing year the risks do grow. And in your case they are now outwith all known parameters.

With regard to announcing your death on Punternet, I've thought about that myself. What if you simply never show up again? No one would know what had happened to you. Not good. Maybe you could get an escort you know and trust and pay her to come on here and post a short, simple message. "Moravian is dead. But the hideous old fucker at least died happy."

At least that would provide final clarity in marking your demise.

Well, following just a week of medication, my BP is 111/77; about where it always was without medication. I recently found out, to my great surprise, that a close relative of mine is into nude mixed bathing. And he looks like an M&M which, to my mind, is less flattering than being merely skeletal and sinister. I think that I could still carry off other clothes, so I shall watch out for any naughty toga-parties (shades of Cassius). It is certainly an intriguing coding problem, how to let C know - via B - what has happened to A without anybody knowing what is going on. I think that Private Eye magazine still publishes cryptic announcements. I shall look into that.



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Well I certainly envy you that BP reading. Right now I'm not exactly anticipating reaching your great age. With one thing and another. And the amount of time it takes to see a bloody GP. Three weeks and more. I enjoyed my outing yesterday but today's was a bit flat, mainly because I wasn't in the mood, mind was on other things. So my normal zip and razor sharp wit ??? Is absent. Maybe I'll be using cryptic Private Eye first. Hope not, but time will tell. But I'd have to be near death's door - in other words apart from your BP like you are, before I'd give up the chase. My one remaining box to tick is to be sucked off under a table by a ladyboy while reading a newspaper, as you were in that Paris nightclub while perusing Le Monde. I can't depart without experiencing that.

I got some blood-test results last week: low creatinine, low sugar, low cholesterol ... low everything. Then I tried some sites like this, [www.cosmopolitan.com], and they all give me another ten years. Strangely enough, I get 12 more if I take up moderate drinking. I am working on a new will, but it is taking forever as I have a large number of publications and I am not sure whether I can bequeath copyright as well as royalties. Anyway, I plan to tell the executor to insert, "MHF of PNET is no more" in Private Eye. So keep an eye out Ness ... if you are still around. Meanwhile, I have just provided 12 spots of blood to be tested for every known STI. OK, so I have sort of given in to the demands of the party-throwers. By the way, I could not read any newspaper, as the lighting was too dim. I was more intent on straining to read l'addition and wondering how I was going to pay the 3000 francs for the champagne. Then I remembered that the franc had recently been massively devalued, but some people were deliberately or accidentally charging in old francs.