Yes you are old. In your mid 60s in regard to sex you are old. You're not young and you're not middle aged, so what's left? I suppose "mature" would be a more agreeable way to put it. Fair enough. But that's just playing around with words. I'm a bit but not much older than you and I'm in no doubt whatever that when I go to see escorts they see me as an oldby Nesslad - General Discussion
Let me add something else. What is it with all this "testing" stuff? On UKP I've seen threads which would suggest every fucking one of them is never out of a testing clinic or whatever it is. I've never gone for a test in my life. Not once. Fuck that. Now someone may come on and say I'm putting escorts, other punters blah blah blah at risk. I don't see how. And evby Nesslad - General Discussion
Though aware of some small oral risk it doesn't stop me, my favourite in fact both giving and receiving. Would drastically reduce the experience without it. Like I say I can't bring myself to go without a condom. But my main concern there would be the clap clinic in a week or two which would just be a damn nuisance. I wouldn't be bothered about Aids. It's not the 1980s hystby Nesslad - General Discussion
Pamela Gorgeous, a fair skinned Brazilian with blonde hair who is jaw-droppingly beautiful and is a total delight. Lola Diaz, who is just about as good. If either ever come your way, "on tour", do not miss them.by Nesslad - General Discussion
This post is almost too good Oundle. I've totally forgotten what sex without a condom feels like. I don't like the term "bareback". It's become almost accepted in the punting world as something disgusting and to be avoided at all costs. On UKP there's a massively long "Bareback avoidance thread" which seems to attract those who seem to think that contributiby Nesslad - General Discussion
There are countless videos on YouTube about this kind of thing relating to Thailand and the Philippines in particular, the main go-to places for girlfriends of one kind or another. Depends on how much money you've got. A few million quid would probably cover it. With regard to escorts here, well you could at least try and work something out. I'd say £10 million should give you workinby Nesslad - General Discussion
Well I certainly envy you that BP reading. Right now I'm not exactly anticipating reaching your great age. With one thing and another. And the amount of time it takes to see a bloody GP. Three weeks and more. I enjoyed my outing yesterday but today's was a bit flat, mainly because I wasn't in the mood, mind was on other things. So my normal zip and razor sharp wit ??? Is absent. Maby Nesslad - General Discussion
In your area, it's like this on VS and AW. Brazilians, a good chance that you'll get what you see in the ad. And in fact a very good chance. Asians, always fake but cheap and very obliging. The rest, totally hit and miss. Try them once you've got fed up with attractive Brazilians and older but enthusiastic Asians. But that should take a bit of time.by Nesslad - General Discussion
I hope you've taken the plunge Scottish Mike and been to see an escort. If you have, let us know how it went for you. Everyone has a first time. I went to see a Chinese bird yesterday, for the second time. Her VS ad was fake of course as they almost all are, but she turned out quite pretty and certainly very nice and enthusiastic when I first saw her last week. Today I'm going to seeby Nesslad - General Discussion
The PVC suit would be an adventurous twist in direction Moravian. But being realistic escorts probably wouldn't see it that way. As I understand it they already find your bony ancient frame repulsive to look at, and cladding it in tight fitting black plastic with some kind of Batman style hood would be likely to make them feel you'd completely lost your mind as well. The other obviouby Nesslad - General Discussion
Old women like you seeking advice on where they can get picked up for a few hours to satisfy their needs are perfectly welcome and I hope you got a few good tips from your last post. But you're a realist. In this feminista era even a ghastly lump of lard is liable to be convinced she's a candidate for Onlyfans. Sheer delusion of course and it's refreshing to have someone like you aby Nesslad - General Discussion
Good to hear from you again Moravian, if you haven't been around for more than two or three weeks I do begin to wonder if you are no longer with us. But here you are. Good to see. Yes it's true that as of now group performance hasn't been my thing but that's been because of lack of opportunity rather than anything else. An Edinburgh escort I saw recently and posted about, Kby Nesslad - General Discussion
Well when you say he "strung her along a bit" it's not clear what that means. He was very unwise to do that. It sounds like he's partly in the wrong, at least. So I wouldn't necessarily agree with the standard "just tell her to fuck off" advice that's usually given when something like this occurs, as it very rarely but sometimes does. Having said that,by Nesslad - General Discussion
Yes, it was the same with me. You don't know if a PM has been sent or not. Maybe someone will see this and try and fix it. Cheers anyway.by Nesslad - General Discussion
Thanks for the PM reply Caveman. I sent you a note back. Not sure it went through in this system, it's hard to tell, but cheers anyway.by Nesslad - General Discussion
And I've got enough phone camera video of our encounter to keep me going until I see her again soon. She charges £300 for filming, which is pricey, but it's incredibly difficult to find escorts who allow filming as an extra. The vast majority won't even consider it. However when I contacted her last week she remembered me from Blair Street. That might seem unlikely, but I'm inby Nesslad - General Discussion
And to avoid looking stupid I should say that anyone thinking if they look up UKP they'll immediately find out all they need to know, well it's not quite that simple. I am indeed conflicted about posting about brilliant escorts I've seen. I don't understand why other guys don't feel the same. The fact is if you do a great review about a brilliant bird - well it's verby Nesslad - General Discussion
I met Rachel when she was going by the name of Sarah in the Blair Street Sauna in Edinburgh a year last November. She had a nice girl next door look and I had a great hour with her. During that time she told me about her activities and it turned out she was a million miles from being "girl next door". But I never made it back and I sort of forgot about her with plenty else going on.by Nesslad - General Discussion
Glad you had a good holiday in Oz Virginian. You posted a query about the punting scene out there a while back. Out of interest, how did you find it? A journey like that also puts a trip to Thailand in the shade. Who did you fly with, and how did you get on with the 24 hours or so in the air? Not many on here have made a trip like that, or at least no one's ever written about it.by Nesslad - General Discussion
If you mean in that last sentence that it's the same for escorts when guys want their address, well it's obviously not the same at all. The format which never changes with escorts around here, who are virtually all tourers, regardless of age, nationality or whatever, is that they'll give you the street they're in when you make the booking. But in my experience they'llby Nesslad - General Discussion
I've said in a previous post that when you get to my age the huge cost of a medical emergency in Thailand - which can run into the tens of thousands of pounds - is the one reason I wouldn't go to live there, or to spend many months of the year there. I think many older guys are taking a potentially ruinous risk in ignoring that. I'll never denigrate the UK like so many do nowadaby Nesslad - General Discussion
No, I don't agree you should steer clear of somewhere like FKK Sharks because it might be TOO good. That's being over cautious. These excursions, including Pattaya, Angeles City etc where I've been many times may be addictive in a sense, but they're not like drink, drugs or gambling, where you can all too easily slide into a mess. You need money to go to Sharks or Pattaya or Aby Nesslad - General Discussion
You're missing the point there Caveman, or you haven't checked out any reviews of FKK Sharks. We can all go and screw an escort for an hour and I'm sure we've both done it many times. But once the hour's up you're out. And you very often don't know what you're going to get in advance. If that suits you that's fine. But Sharks, where I haven't beenby Nesslad - General Discussion
FKK Sharks in Darmstadt in Germany as I've said in a previous post is top of my bucket list. And last night I was a finger click away from booking the trip. But I hesitated. I'm still only 90 per cent on going there, with just enough doubt to hold me back for a bit longer anyway. The calculation's simple. A very reasonable £239 for a return flight from where I am, to Frankfurt Aby Nesslad - General Discussion
A couple of weeks ago I went to see a Brazilian escort who goes by the name of Mixed Race Rita. She was ok, but quite a bit plumper than her VS profile. As we were talking after I went into the flat her pal walked by. She was really attractive, and I wished I'd come to see her instead. She noticed my attention and giggled. They had a brief exchange of words and then Rita said she'd joinby Nesslad - General Discussion
And at my age almost with each passing month maybe you get more realistic. Yes, I'd like to go back to Pattaya. But a week last Saturday I had a threesome with two Brazilians in their late 20s - that wasn't arranged in advance, the one I went to see who was a bit chubby saw me admiring her more attractive friend and she joined in; last Thursday I saw a strikingly attractive independentby Nesslad - General Discussion
I can't disagree with any of this, from what I've seen and read. Differing opinions as to whether it's as good as it used to be, and on increases in cost, but there's no doubt it's still the ultimate place to be. I may yet make it again but I'm beginning to have my doubts. I was first there in 1984 and that's a very long time ago. My last trip seven years agoby Nesslad - General Discussion
I think The Georgian may agree Cocky because at the top of their website it says: "We are looking for an experienced receptionist. Telephone....." So they obviously have a staffing problem at the moment. But apart from that, what about this place. Jesus Christ, that's some website if it's realistic. That's like SAE or Babylon or Olina or some other top agency in Londoby Nesslad - General Discussion
In fact suggesting Mrs Martin is into bukkake is about as likely as you wanting to join in a gay orgy, and your understandably vitriolic response to that guy who strayed on here some time ago looking for advice on gay massage parlours indicates how likely that is. The only time in your very long and illustrious career when you were exposed to that kind of thing was of course when that ladyboyby Nesslad - General Discussion
I welcome you back and express relief you're still with us in a post just below Moravian, so I won't repeat that. But I'm not entirely sure you've interpreted Mrs Martin's situation correctly. At the relatively youthful age of 64, as you'll regard it, she appears to be looking for a man to fulfill her sexual desires, which are not being met at home. That's how Iby Nesslad - General Discussion