No. 101354 - Published 9 Dec 2010
Review of Sophie of London
Details of Visit
| Author: | phillipo |
|---|---|
| Location 2: | Portland Place |
| Type of Visit: | Incall |
| Date and Time of Visit: | Sun 5 Dec 2010 7.30 |
| Duration of Visit: | 60 |
| Amount Paid: | 130 |
| Recommended: | No |
Details of Service Provider
| Phone: | 07757357886 |
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The Premises
Rather manky flat close to the BBC building on Portland place. All pretty safe and easy to access (I wonder who has taken on Frank Bough?s punting mantle at the Beeb? Whoever it is, you can see them popping over the road to this place for a bit of illicit slap and tickle. I reckon the crowd that work on Match of the Day look a bit louche...)
The Lady
Dark haired, solidly built Polish girl. Big boobs.
The Story
Oh dear. What a truly awful experience. If you read the bad reviews on this site, and make a list of the things that combine to make a bad punt, they were pretty much all here. From the rubbish massage designed to waste time, the reluctance to kiss, the shockingly bad blow job - she was completely and utterly uninterested in me from the start.
And the shagging? It was like having sex with a big, wet, dead haddock. A haddock who didn?t like sex even when it was alive and swimming around the North Sea.
I suppose she didn?t try and take my money and run, which is something. And I?m not convinced she knew she was offering a bad service. All a bit odd ? if you look at her reviews on here, and on the other site, I would say they combine to suggest she usually offers a better service. Maybe she was stoned. Maybe it wasn?t ?Sophie?. At one point I felt compelled to offer her some words of encouragement: 'come on love, I think you need to get into this a bit more?, or words to that effect, which I?ve never done before. I was dressed and walking out the door after 30 minutes, even though I paid for an hour. Absolutely shocking.
Enough of this depressing tale. I?ve had such a sensational run of punts over the last year. In fact, an experience like this makes me realise what a fabulous service the majority of working girls offer blokes like me. Since I started this crazy hobby two years ago, you girls have given me some of the best experiences of my rather ordinary little life. Thank you from the bottom of my heart!
And the shagging? It was like having sex with a big, wet, dead haddock. A haddock who didn?t like sex even when it was alive and swimming around the North Sea.
I suppose she didn?t try and take my money and run, which is something. And I?m not convinced she knew she was offering a bad service. All a bit odd ? if you look at her reviews on here, and on the other site, I would say they combine to suggest she usually offers a better service. Maybe she was stoned. Maybe it wasn?t ?Sophie?. At one point I felt compelled to offer her some words of encouragement: 'come on love, I think you need to get into this a bit more?, or words to that effect, which I?ve never done before. I was dressed and walking out the door after 30 minutes, even though I paid for an hour. Absolutely shocking.
Enough of this depressing tale. I?ve had such a sensational run of punts over the last year. In fact, an experience like this makes me realise what a fabulous service the majority of working girls offer blokes like me. Since I started this crazy hobby two years ago, you girls have given me some of the best experiences of my rather ordinary little life. Thank you from the bottom of my heart!
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