Review of Kumi of London

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An ok Mayfair flat close to Green Park tube off Picadilly. Entry via doorphone and the bedroom was tiny. Bathroom had no bath! On street parking was easy and close.

Quite plain looking and definitely not the girl in the photo - shorter hair, taller, not as cute, no bust to speak of. But then that was just the first girl...

What a bizarre punt! First things first, despite the location on the website saying 'Baker Street', I get sent to an address in Mayfair. Door is opened by a girl who is obviously not the girl in the photos, but still not unattractive. Ah .. the old 'bait and switch' but as yet I had no reason to worry too much. Offered a 'shower' and was shocked that this genuinely was a solo shower for me - I can't remember when that last happened with an asian girl. Then it was a massage. Ok. And owo - fine, a bit light but not bad. That soon ends and any attempt to kiss or touch her is shied away from. Would I like two girls? No thanks. How about some sex, I ask? More oral, she counters. Erm ... sex? No .. the last customer hurt her and she can't do sex, but a friend can. So off she trots and another girl returns. This one is shorter, long dark hair, slightly plumper with fake boobs. She at least has a better attitude and is willing to participate in sex. Her name? Apple. ok.

When I got home from this fiasco, I re-checked the site. Kumi's picture is still wrong and I can't even find an 'Apple' let alone the girl who was there. Very strange. So I can't really recommend either. And I certainly wouldn't recommend any agency that they are with.