Review of Victoria of Swanley

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Situated on a quiet street with a car park opposite
there is lots of businesses on the road but no one is taking any notice as you enter the parlour

I opted not to use the free 30min parking on the street instead paying for an hour in the car park (waste of money as it turned out)
pressed the button and was met by a very attractive lady who I later learned to be Victoria

I paid the ?20 entrance and went in
I could have paid ?30 !!!! for a ten minute Jacuzzi but didnt

I was offered 3 ladies and opted for victoria a stunning Russian girl in her mid 20s tall and leggy with a face so pretty it beggers belief
I was offered a shower
after that Victoria returned with a coffee and once in the room she discussed prices
These had all gone up by ten pounds compared to the prices given by the lady I spoke to on the phone minutes before visiting
this was now getting expensive as a hand job was ?50 (although a "Very Quick One Not Nice" was on offer for the ?40 I had been originally quoted)

I agreed to pay a further ?60 on top of the entrance fee to have sex with this Russian beauty
She then proceeded to carry out one of the most lack lustre massages I have ever experienced with no contact at all in any personal areas after 4 mins i was asked to turn over (my wrist watch was staring me in the face so with little else to occupy my mind keeping time was easy!)
After a couple of minutes more during which she did actually make contact with the old fella, she went for the condom and we started to have intercourse
Once again despite her being one of the most stunning ladies I have ever had the opportunity to have sex with it was not good and after a short while she was clearly keen to bring the proceedings to an end

In the end I resorted to jerking off with the rubber still on as she didnt want the end result, or any of it on her unless i paid extra

Basically everything was extra!!

I returned to my car 29 minutes after having bought a car park ticket
during that time i had undressed, showered, drank a coffee and supposedly enjoyed a massage and sex before a quick shower again and dressing??????

All in all not a great experience and one I will never repeat
I dont like to be negative and have in the past always contacted ladies about my experience when I have suffered a bad one, often finding out about peoples troubles and personal hassle and deciding not to report until I have sampled the service again to see if the first time was merely a one off, hence me not having posted a neg report before now

However this is a professional operation with the costs being right up there so i do expect great relaxing service no matter what
I feel I didnt get the service i was offered on the phone and in general would not recommend this place to anyone

It may have just been a disinterested lady having a bad day but I did voice my concerns to her before, during and afterwards and it got me nowhere