Review of Mari of London

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The flat on Clarges St, just off Piccadilly was clean enough and felt safe. The street is a quiet residential street.

"Mari" is actually 5 people, only one of whom is Japanese (I didn't get this one). I found this out by talking to the girl. Her attitude (money, money, money!), strong Chinese accent and the fact that she didn't speak Japanese (I do) confirmed where she was really from. Although not the girl pictured on the website (http://www.escort-japanese.co.uk/) she was cute enough. Maybe none of the working girls there are the one pictured.

Wouldn't recommend as basically it's a bait-and-switch operation. Normally I'd avoid Chinese service providers due to their generally poor attitude, but by the time I found her I'd let horniness get the better of me, so pressed on regardless. If you don't care about who you get though, then I guess no reason not to use this agency. Saw another girl working at the flat and she was also cute enough.

The girl is not the one pictured, and the services offered on the website were not available from the girl I got. No CIM, A levels, but catbath including rimming was offered for an extra 20 quid. She was not particularly enthusiastic about this though.

First massage, then catbath, good BBBJ, then slipped on a condom and straight sex. No shower was offered, or taken (although I'd showered an hour previously anyway). The flat had obviously been nice at one time, but now the marble toilet who's handle had broken, had a bent coathanger coming out of the cistern to flush it with. God help us if the Chinese ever take over the world, as I keep reading in the FT that they are going to!