Review of Julia of Home Of London Escorts-Agency Barracuda, London

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Pleasant small flat in massive block of flats well-known to members of the punting community (Chelsea Cloisters, Sloane Avenue).

Very acceptable physical appearance. Teenage. Slim body. Tight little bum. Impressive natural 34DD breasts.

OK, I like nothing more than a young and 'under-worked' body and fanny - and this does not usually cause any problems, through inexperience.

I fell in love with this babe on viewing her page on the agencybarracuda.com web site, and was secretly glad that she had not been reviewed on Punternet (who wants to be killed in the rush?!)

Briefly, I decided to go for the 45 minute option, at ?120.

From the moment I arrived, I was rushed. Not offerd a shower. Wham bang, thank you sir! This girl had only two objectives in mind - to make me ejaculate and to get me out of her flat in record-breaking time. She has obviously been taught by her East European masters how to bring a man to ejaculation - but nothing else. Simply not acceptable or satisfactory, IMHO.

No FK, no OWO, no DATY. No English, or attempt at mutual communication (other than coitus). And when I withdrew from missionary, in order to try doggy, I was met with a torrent of Romanian abuse.

She had her way, and I came quickly (in doggy), leaving the flat within 35 minutes of my arrival. I wished that I had opted for the 30 minute service, and saved myself ?20. This would at least have been a successful damage limitation exercise.

On my return to base, I immediately posted negative feedback on the Agency Barracuda web site. 26 hours later, my review has not been posted on this girl's reviews page on the site (what does that tell you about this particular agency?).

If you have fantasies about your sausage being processed in a soulless Romanian sausage factory, then this girl is for you.

But if you prefer to have a fulfilling sexual experience from a girl who genuinely wants to please her punters, and to offer them value for money, then I strongly recommend that you give this little minx a very wide berth.