Review of Alexa of London

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In an apartment block with discrete entrance. It was a modern one bed flat. The flat looks like the kind of place that you can rent by the day. There is nothing wrong with the flat but it is hardly furnished and has a very impersonal feel to it. The bedroom was empty and the bed had no bedding on it.

The website says 26 yo but in reality she is in her late 30s but more likely 40s. Has a nice figure for her age with large enhanced breasts. Average face. The face is partially covered in the pics, yet the expectation was that she would look very attractive. This was not the case. If those are her pics then they were taken maybe some 15 years ago. She spends a lot of time on sunbeds.

This was a classic punter's nightmare type of meeting. She was very nice on the phone and all seemed possible. On arrival I was immediately put off by the place and the fact that she was much older than claimed. I was going to walk but she seemed the type who would make a scene.

In the bedroom, she seemed to go straight to giving a vigorous hand relief and making some very strange facial expression (she must have thought it was a turn on) and making some very fake and annoying noises. I was lying there bored thinking what is wrong with me and out of all the girls I could have had how I ended up with this. Noticing that I am bored she decided to give me a chat service, Couple of minutes and I decided I am not going to waste my precious resources here and nothing was happening anyway. So told her to stop and 15 minutes through the meeting I am dressed ready to leave. I would have settled for a hand relief if she had a clue what to do and stopped making those silly facial expressions.

She kept talking and going on about how her other customers from Mayfair and the City are happy with her services (what service?). I thanked her and said we both know what is going on here and she is welcome to keep the money.

A typical con artist and I am sure she does this all the time and she seemed prepared for my reaction. Wasting money is one thing but she put me in a foul mood for the rest of the day. She is the type of girl that gives WGs a bad name.