No. 106486 - Published 8 Nov 2011
Review of Alice of London
Details of Visit
| Author: | Anfield001 |
|---|---|
| Location 2: | Paddington |
| Type of Visit: | Outcall |
| Date and Time of Visit: | Sun 6 Nov 2011 6pm |
| Duration of Visit: | 1 |
| Amount Paid: | 200 |
| Recommended: | No |
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The Lady
Pretty much as the pictures, but she is 32 years old and not 23 as stated.
The Story
God Awful.
I tend to only punt 2/3 times a years (For the last 10 years) and see around 4 ladies over the course of a weekend.
I've sent girls from the Purple site, Expensive Eastern Europeans ranging from ??150-??300 and plenty of Asian girls, but this is my worst punt by a long way.
The receptionist Chloe (Who was nice and friendly) recommended me Alice as i wanted Rimming and A level. Although i never read a FR about Alice i made the mistake of trusting the receptionist.
Alice although pretty and a toned body, was just awful.
We started with her moaning about not having champagne (I offered her red wine) and then about the temperature of the room.
Once we started with business and were undressed, she took my cock and i kid you not, started to smelt it.
She said "ooh no good baby" which transpires was pretty much the only dialogue i got from her for the duration of her stay.
She got up and got a wet towel and started to wash me (I showered, and showered thoroughly only 5 mins before she arrived.
I have been with Asians where they have a fetish for wet wipes, but this really took the biscuit. She was wiping me really hard until i had to tell her to stop as hotels do not use softener and i thought she would rub my skin off.
After that and with my little man still hurting she proceeded to give OWO, this was performed well for the 1st minute until she stopped. After stopping for a few seconds she started again, and then stopped, and started.
Total frustration.
I asked her for rimming as this what she was there for. "oooh no baby, i never do rimming " was her response. Surprise Surprise.
At this point with my cock still hurting from the rub down and her constant "ooh no baby to my request" i asked for 69. Again "ooh no baby".
It transpires, that if you smoke 69 is off the menu. WTF!
At this point, i asked her to lick my balls whilst i gave myself a handjob, so i could cum and would feel ??200 had been totally wasted, and frankly, just to get her out of the room.
As i was close, i asked for CIM, which was followed by her typical response.
All this was done within 30 minutes.
After I came, I was hoping she would take the hint and leave, but to my ever growing frustration so hung around to talk.
Frankly enough was enough so after told "please leave" she got dressed and left.
I called the agency straight afterwards, and said they sent me a girl that doesn't do 69 because i smoke, won't go on top, doesn't rim and smelt my cock.
Chloe's response was "She has had great feedback".
As i said earlier i don't punt alot but if this girl gets great feedback, Punters in London must be paying for a really really dire level of service.
Too Sum up Alice- Avoid and keep the skin on your cock.
I tend to only punt 2/3 times a years (For the last 10 years) and see around 4 ladies over the course of a weekend.
I've sent girls from the Purple site, Expensive Eastern Europeans ranging from ??150-??300 and plenty of Asian girls, but this is my worst punt by a long way.
The receptionist Chloe (Who was nice and friendly) recommended me Alice as i wanted Rimming and A level. Although i never read a FR about Alice i made the mistake of trusting the receptionist.
Alice although pretty and a toned body, was just awful.
We started with her moaning about not having champagne (I offered her red wine) and then about the temperature of the room.
Once we started with business and were undressed, she took my cock and i kid you not, started to smelt it.
She said "ooh no good baby" which transpires was pretty much the only dialogue i got from her for the duration of her stay.
She got up and got a wet towel and started to wash me (I showered, and showered thoroughly only 5 mins before she arrived.
I have been with Asians where they have a fetish for wet wipes, but this really took the biscuit. She was wiping me really hard until i had to tell her to stop as hotels do not use softener and i thought she would rub my skin off.
After that and with my little man still hurting she proceeded to give OWO, this was performed well for the 1st minute until she stopped. After stopping for a few seconds she started again, and then stopped, and started.
Total frustration.
I asked her for rimming as this what she was there for. "oooh no baby, i never do rimming " was her response. Surprise Surprise.
At this point with my cock still hurting from the rub down and her constant "ooh no baby to my request" i asked for 69. Again "ooh no baby".
It transpires, that if you smoke 69 is off the menu. WTF!
At this point, i asked her to lick my balls whilst i gave myself a handjob, so i could cum and would feel ??200 had been totally wasted, and frankly, just to get her out of the room.
As i was close, i asked for CIM, which was followed by her typical response.
All this was done within 30 minutes.
After I came, I was hoping she would take the hint and leave, but to my ever growing frustration so hung around to talk.
Frankly enough was enough so after told "please leave" she got dressed and left.
I called the agency straight afterwards, and said they sent me a girl that doesn't do 69 because i smoke, won't go on top, doesn't rim and smelt my cock.
Chloe's response was "She has had great feedback".
As i said earlier i don't punt alot but if this girl gets great feedback, Punters in London must be paying for a really really dire level of service.
Too Sum up Alice- Avoid and keep the skin on your cock.
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