Review of Brooke of York

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One of the many anonymous blocks of flats you see everywhere in York these days, what has become of this once beautiful city, still, this one looks ok, but very modern, inside it's one of the usual TARDIS like flats, you think it'll be shoebox like on the inside, but when you cross the threshold it's just room after room after room , I wish I was a smart arse architect designing these things and earning a six figure salary into the bargain.......

Tall, elegant, blonde bombshell with divine ?'come on in the water is lovely' type eyes.... There was something else as well, can't put my finger on it... Wait. It'll come to me... Oh yes! She was 6 months pregnant at the time! That was it, how did I forget that....doh....

For Idlefun's next trip into the seedy underbelly of Yorks punting scene I fancied something different again, something that's been on my bucket list for some time, a lady with a bump!, some of you may say that it's morally questionable to be doing this with someone else in the room so to speak, but really, get a grip, your screwing a stranger and paying her a wad of cash for the privilege, your morals are already bust to start with mate, so don't preach to me!

I contacted Brooke about 4pm on the off chance she might be around, luck favours the bold and she was! Time and place set, directions given and off I went, arriving in the dimly lit courtyard, I made one final call, and was buzzed into the den,those places are great, it's like entering into another world once through the door, sounds stop, the air is still, the lights are dim... Lovely... Few steps, knock on the door and I'm in...

Brooke matches the description I've given above, however what's difficult to describe just how majestic she looks with her bump, utterly wonderful and so very sexy. Of course the bump brings a few side effects, let's jut say if you are a boobie man then........ WOW!... Say no more...

Bit of a chit chat to break the ice and we are off, proceedings start with a lovely massage, perfect way to wind down after a hectic day , things proceed at a gentle pace, I'm not here to play bang the pornstar tonight, just to enjoy the experience.

Now Brooke, by her own admission tells me that with the bump there are certain positions that are becoming tricky, that ok, I'm willing to be led by the hand in this instance and go with what's comfortable, it was a bit like a human game of tetris at one point..... Position that bit there, this bit here and see if it fit...bit to the left and suddenly..TETRIS!

Trotting along nicely, finish line in sight, be a shame not to leave my mark on those magnificent boobies. Would be rude not to.......

Phew... That was goooooooood.....mmmmmm and relax.... Refreshments provided....and more chat.

Round two ding ding... Well more like doing doing... The little fella wasn't playing ball this evening, despite Brooke's valiant attempt, it's cool, no problem, bit more massage? Don't mind if I do, means I get to oggle that magnificent body again, beautiful..

And so the evenings events came to a close, Brooke tells me shes not working that much longer for obvious reasons, I seriously urge you all to sample mother nature at its finest before its to late.

Stepping out into the cold crisp evening I ran smack into a Tesco delivery driver dropping off someones shopping, I should have fleeced him while he was dazed and pinched a packet of wine gums or something.....

One final note...Paul Weller on the stereo, genius touch, beats any number of rubbish soundtracks I've heard over the years playing while trying to get my groove going.. Top class I came home and immediately downloaded it, ahhhh, memories..

Enjoy Brooke while you can and all you moral hand wringers out there can get to buggery! This is a woman at her finest!