Review of Coco of London

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Its a shop on New Oxford Street, very close to Holborn Tube station. A few ladies hanging outside but due to the fact it appears to be a genuine shop I didn't feel embarrassed. Felt pretty safe too. Inside is fairly grotty. Room was cold and walls thin so I would hear people outside.

When I laid eyes on Coco I think I nearly turned gay. I thought she might be a pre-op TS or something. Hideous bucked teeth, a backside that looked like it was lost in an opium field. Just awful body shape I'm afraid.

Sex isn't offered here. Well, that might not be true. The lady who answers the phone seems to be the boss. I guess it's no coincidence she also speaks the best English. She said they do body to body, if I want more to ask the girl (NB She also bangs on about where you've seen the ad). Coco came in, took me a while to work out she is a woman (I think). She let me touch her up but her pussy was dripping with piss so that was a turn off (to say the least).
Her phone went off and she answered it (more points deductions)
Room was cold
While getting wanked off I heard noises outside.
On way out I clashed with a punter coming in. That's bad protocol (or maybe thats just me)
To be honest I deserved this. Horrible experience, NEVER to be repeated.