Review of Linzi Dawn of Linzi Dawn, Birmingham

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Linzi works from a central Birmingham hotel, just a 10 minute walk from New Street Station. The area felt perfectly safe.

The room is clean and tidy with a nice big bed designed for romping about on - Linzi wanted to jump up and down on the mattress to prove how springy it was, but I persuaded her that we'd test it out later in other ways - a good hot shower, and a nice fluffy white towel set the scene perfectly.

What you see with Linzi is what you get - no artificial flavouring, colouring, or sweetener with this woman, so forget about the saccharine smiles, insincere words, and fake tans - The Original Lines D is 100% female flesh, pure and simple, nothing added, and nothing taken out, nothing more, nothing less .... it's plain that she gains her pleasure from giving you pleasure - which is just the way it should be !!! Linzi is a living local legend in this business and believe me, none of it is hype.

This raven haired beauty just oozes sexy pheromones from every pore, those smiling magical eyes draw you you in from the very first glance and you find yourself taken captive for the duration of the event.

Standing tall in those heels, with supremely majestic boobs that counteract perfectly an arse that just begs to be grabbed during the inevitable initial clinch, as soon as you enter through Linzi's door.

On this occasion I was fortunate enough to be Linzi's final Client of the day, and as we casually chatted while dressing to leave, I couldn't help but consider how incredible Linzi looked in a very stylish cream dress that just hugged her curves in all the right places .... God damn it - if and when thought crime ever becomes detectable my number is gonna be up !!!

A meeting with Linzi can be anything you want it to be within the confines of her profile likes. As for me, I'm a greedy boy who insists on getting his money's worth, and Linzi delivers every time without fail from the first opening of the door to the last lingering kiss goodbye.

Linzi seems to love sensuous French kissing, she's quite content just to lie back and to work her magic on your senses by exploring your mouth with her tongue for an absolute age ..... this is true girlfriend stuff, although I don't recall any ex-girlfriend of mine probing her tongue quite as far down into my throat as Linzi did on this occasion - and on remarking about this she just laughed in typical Linzi style and proceeded to lick the tip of her nose with her slippery wet tongue !!! ..... hahaha Lizard Tongue Linzi !!! ...... the secret of the "Oral Queen" is out !!!

After a while, Linzi's increasingly intimate and intense snogging was slowly raising my body temperature to its upper limit as I eased myself up her delectable body, and my stiffened cock in between those wonderful breasts of hers so that the tip was within tongue lashing distance of those luscious lips - Linzi didn't need any prompting in how to progress as her wet mouth swallowed the head of my swollen cock immediately, as that lizard tongue if hers got to work up and down my shaft, glistening and moist from swollen tip to slippery balls - as she forced it all balls deep into her gorgeous throat.

The erotic sight of this face fuck quickly began to take me to the very edge of eruption at which point Linzi shouted to me that I wasn't allowed to cum yet without shagging her as we had previously planned !!! .... she immediately grabbed a condom, but I needed to calm down somewhat otherwise the promised shag wasn't going to achieve more than a couple of strokes !!!

I quickly slid down Linzi's body and introduced my tongue to her beautifully clean and fresh pussy .... gently licking the small bud of her clit which brought about the desired contented sighs that gave me enough breathing and recovery space before what was to be the finale to our erotic proceedings.

Linzi soon realised that slurping on her clit was little more than a delaying tactic on my part and eventually hauled me back up from between her legs by my ears in order to quickly slip the condom on and guide my rigid cock into the vacant hole where my tongue had previously been exploring ..... as I eased both of her legs up over my shoulders and slowly began to pound her pussy, tight and welcoming, it fitted better than any tailored glove.
With Linzi's mouth now free from sucking my cock she appeared happy to chat about all and sundry as we fucked each other in multi-tasking at its dirty fucking best !!! .... all I can say is that Linzi must be wired completely differently from me because while she happily chatted away about all and sundry, I was beginning to find it difficult to follow the debate as feelings deep within my loins were beginning to distract my brain from the burning issue that was on her mind !!! ..... Linzi must have sensed this too as she finally looked up at me without saying anything more and grabbed both my arse cheeks with firm hands forcing me deeper into her pussy urging me to fuck her harder .... "you want me to cum inside or what ???" I gasped ...... she just stared intently at me in an erotically smouldering and dirty look and and just said "yep" .... shit, for fucks sake, at just the exact moment when I wanted her to say something useful, she clams up on me !!! .... her hold on my arse had tightened once more, so there was no way that she was going to let me pop out of her pussy and waste my cum elsewhere, so I just fucked her harder still as I eventually came forcefully in a huge intense cum deep into her tight pussy ..... wowww !!! ....... this wickedly wonderful woman is something else completely !!! ..... "I thought we had a plan ??" I meekly enquired once I'd returned to my battered senses ..... "We did - but I don't always like to stick to them !!! " ...... hahaha ..... so welcome to the amazingly awesome world of the recusant yet uniquely Linzi .... enjoy - because I will, of that there is absolutely no doubt whatsoever !!!