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No. 111903 - Published 27 Dec 2012

Review of Loren of London

Details of Visit
Location 2:Whitechapel
Type of Visit:Incall
Date and Time of Visit:Sun 23 Dec 2012 7pm
Duration of Visit:30
Amount Paid:60

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The Premises
pretty anonymous block. suitably shitty area, so i don't think anyone is too bothered about what is going on in the flat. the intercom is knackered, so the girls have to come down to get you. the room is pretty desperate. grim.
The Lady
slim, young. big, slightly droopy boobs.
The Story
I come into contact with a woman at work who I would give my left arm to sleep with. She is fabulously well dressed, has the most luxurious hair, and her makeup is impeccable. Her is gently flirtatious, witty and smart. Underneath her clothes, I just know her body is stunning.

Think about this woman. Then think about the exact opposite of all that I have just said about her, and you will have a window into this punt.

So, if you are tempted by the AW profile of these girls, I suggest:

1. Resist the temptation. Just stay at home

2. If you do end up off the Whitechapel Road, outside the easily accessible block, I recommend you have second thoughts. Turn round. Go home.

3. And if when she meets you at the door wearing a dressing gown, sporting Freda Pinto eyebrows (clearly the vogue in Romania), and takes you into the lift, you still have time. Pretend to take a call. ?oh dear ? my cat has died. I have to go. Sorry!?. I really don?t think she will mind.

4. At the very least, if you really, really have to give this a go ? and god knows I understand the urge that you are wrestling with ? just book 15 minutes. You can then experience the totally knackered bed, covered with some sort of cloth; and then the ?Pi?ce de r?sistance? - the complete and utter lack of any sort of technique/charm/sexual allure evidenced by this young lady in the bedroom as you suck, tug and thrash away to your inevitable climax. It is like you have entered a sexual black hole, which sucks all the desire out of you and propels it a billion miles in the other direction.

There are other girls here. They may be lovely. This girl may be on work experience. The other girls may be willing her on to greater things. Teaching her ?on the job?. Whatever - I certainly don?t intend to find out.