Review of Eva of London

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Ground floor flat (on a council estate; don't tell the Daily Mail LOL) on the south side of Tooley Street (fnarr fnarr) halfway between London Bridge and Bermondsey Tube stations. Lots of people going in and out of the block, but just go up half a flight of stairs from the main door and turn left, the door will be open and it's discreet enough. Room sparsely furnished, but you're paying a no-frills price.

Eva's profile says she is 41, and her face looks like it, but her slim tight body would not shame a 25-year-old. Nicely shaved tight pussy with the faintest of "landing strips" and nipples like chapel hat pegs. She's about 5ft7 tall with blonde hair and an innocent look that doesn't hit at her great oral technique.

This was a strange punt. After reading the reviews for "Vanessa of East London" (very tall, likes anal), I was trying to contact her. I called the number and arranged the time and place. Place was described as "London Bridge" which I thought was some way from "East London", but OK, girls move around quite a bit. Also there was a little bit of confusion about exactly who I was talking to, but when you call a number and ask "Hi, are you working today" and you get the answer "Yes, till 11pm", you don't ask to check passport details.

Anyway, I rocked up, and was led into the room by Eva. Her English is terrible - this wasn't the girl I'd talked to on the phone. So apparently three girls were involved: Vanessa who wasn't there, Eva, and (I think) Eva's mate, who'd taken the call for her, and was in another room in the flat.

Eva is new to London (January 2013) and new to the business. She asked how long I was staying (half an hour) and rather tentatively asked for ?60, which I thought was fine (but had I been less of a gentleman, I could probably have negotiated a discount LOL). I think we both felt a bit uneasy - her because she's new and had never met me before, and me because this clearly wasn't the girl I'd been expecting. She took the money and disappeared, but I think it was just to report on me to her mate, because when she returned she had her iPhone and the money in her hand. The money remained on the chest of drawers throughout.

So here I am, ?60 down and not knowing what's on offer - negotiating anything complicated was clearly right out of the question because of the language barrier. We started kissing and it was very nice (French, if not exactly DFK). She undressed me and started to suck my cock uncovered, and ohhhh it was nice. I was rock-hard in no time, and she more-or-less deep-throated me a couple of times. Then we got on the bed for a 69 with her on top. She let me put two fingers in her pussy and one in her arse while I licked her clit. I would have liked to use some lube but she didn't hear my question the first time and I didn't want to repeat it because that would mean her taking my cock out of her mouth to answer. She gently moved herself down my body to slide a finger into my arse and massage my prostate - I had to stop her because if she carried on for 30 more seconds I was going to blow my load and I wanted to fuck her as well, and I can't manage it twice in half an hour.

Next she put a condom on me and got on top. She seemed to enjoy this more than the oral and fingering I'd been giving her. She rode me quite firmly for a while, then got off and removed the condom - maybe she thought I'd cum (I get a bit soft sometimes with standard condoms, which are too tight for me), or maybe she just wanted to move on to the finale.

Again without any indication on my part, she expertly sucked and wanked my cock. I sat on the edge of the bed with her kneeling in front of me, until I came into her mouth which was slightly open (if it had been a POV scene from a porn movie you'd have seen my cum spurting in, but I was too distracted to notice the details). She swallowed very discreetly, or maybe my cum had shot right down her throat already.

We had a few minutes left to talk, and I managed to work out the story with the phone numbers. She also told me that when I'd arrived, she'd gone to see her flatmate to report that "Frankenstein" had arrived (I'm very tall and quite wide too), but she was happy that I wasn't a monster.

Eva is a really sweet girl. You should go to her if:
- You are prepared to be gentle with her and have her be gentle back to you
- You want a great oral experience
- Half an hour of 69 is your idea of fun

I wouldn't recommend Eva to people who require their punt to be accompanied with intellectual conversation or dirty talk (unless you're fluent in Polish LOL). I'm also not sure how good she would be with someone who liked things hard/rough.