Review of Yasmine of London

Click here to report a concern about this review

Click here for a PDF printable version

Are you Yasmine? This review has already given you a lot of publicity - why not sign up for a Service Provider profile and take advantage of all the marketing tools available here - please click here for all the details

A slightly run down house in the suburbs of Kingsbury, quite far from any tube station, so driving, a longish walk, bus or a cab is necessary. Right off the Edgware Rd near Colindale NW9. Inside it was spartan and not very welcoming house. Her room was a small side room make-shifted in what was the house's garage. In short, a bit of a dive.

From her pictures, she perhaps (IMHO) is probably one of the most stunning women I've seen, and I was a little skeptical that she wouldn't turn out to be the girl in the pictures. As it turned out she WAS the very same girl! She wasn't as glamorous looking but was dressed down in little shorts and a vest top with no make up on. Still stunning though and should be a model. She also wore VERY sexy thick-rimmed nerdy specs. Which I loved. She looked like a dusky Californian college student. Just 20 years old, and her body was simply divine. I've not fucked anyone as beautiful and 'fit' as her in years. Just perfect. Long black hair, deeply tanned skin, lithe body, with an ass that pokes out is what most guys would dream of.

However that's where the niceties end.

Yasminne opened the door, and looked me up and down. Immediately I caught a whiff of attitude. She let me into her bedroom, with just a small bed with a top sheet on, side table with condoms & wet wipes and a small wardrobe in the corner. The ceiling panel to the loft was missing and had a plastic tarpaulin hanging down which was slightly unnerving.

To begin with, she explained than none of the extra services (like OWO/CIM etc) listed clearly on her enjoy list on her profile she actually DOES NOT do. Everything is with a condom. When I questioned her why it was different to advertised, she said it was just a mistake. I didn't question further - I should've left there and then, the pit of my stomach felt something wasn't quite right, but I wanted to try this beautiful young lady out. After all I could risk £50 for such a beauty.

I handed over the £50 and she rushed out to hand to someone in the back and came back quickly while I sat on the bed taking my shoes off. She never made a move to remove her clothing and I had to instigate everything - jokingly coaxing her as to keep the air friendly.

She complained she was cold, yet it was a lovely late summer/early autumn evening and quite balmy outside. I think she was stoned as she sounded woozy, looked sleepy and very nonchalant. She didn't smell of alcohol though, so maybe weed (not that I could smell it either) or something worse : Maybe she was just tired and she did mention she'd been asleep all day....

I could tell this wasn't gonna go well. :(

Finally she begrudgingly took her clothes off, as I did too.

Regardless, I was wowed at how gorgeous she was, just perfect, pert, bronzed, and shapely body. I fell in love with her body, but her attitude stank already.....

She asked me to lay on the bed, instantly faced away from me and roughly began to wank me with two fingers. I asked her to be gentler, I was stressed already and I could not yet get a boner. I needed to relax - maybe I shouldn't have cared too much or overly romanticised the moment. Was I knocked sideways by her beauty? Hmm

When she realised I wasn't thickening up, she looked at me with curiosity and when I asked her to suck me, she looked at me wide eyed with disgust. 'No!' However, she lifted her arse to show me her pussy and only then I began to arise. I moved my hand to her pussy to play with her, and she hissed a stern 'NO!'. Again, this left a bad taste in my mouth and a limp dick again.

So ask I asked if I could fuck her, to which she coldly responded 'Yes, ok!' Finally something she does like!

She tore a condom packet open and put the condom over my still limp cock. I tried to limber up and get with it so I could fuck this amazing looking woman. The look of her bent over got me harder. I took her in doggy style and started to enjoy myself when she moaned a little - she seemingly started to enjoy it and I was finally fully erected inside this perfect woman, while looking down at her tanned round arse. YES! I bashed away at her for a good 20 minutes.

The phone suddenly bleeped and she moved away to answer it. I was completely turned off. When she returned and after a brief go in missionary, staring at her amazing breasts I suddenly lost my erection and wanted to go when another text popped through. How fucking rude I thought. I couldn't believe this girls 'tude.

So in missionary I was determined, I fucked her harder, then her phone rang again. This time she didn't answer and she moaned more, but after a few minutes, disturbance in my mind, it was too late. I'd lost the will and my erection again. She left me standing there limp while she finally answered another call.. I asked her again to suck me, and she frowned and said sharply 'No!'

When I asked why, she said 'I don't like doing that!'

Ok then, let me wank over you? Even wider eyed 'NO!'

Fine! Mentally exhausted.

My days, that was it. I got dressed and left, balls still full and with a sick feeling of regret in my stomach.

I should've trusted my instincts, but my eyes got the better of me. You can only try things once, and this is the only time this lady will get money from me.

I'll go back to lovely Sasha (see my previous report) who deserves every penny and more.