No. 114712 - Published 20 Sep 2013
Review of Barbie of Finchley Road
Details of Visit
| Author: | Tiggy7 |
|---|---|
| Type of Visit: | Incall |
| Date and Time of Visit: | Thu 19 Sep 2013 13:00 |
| Duration of Visit: | 1 Hours |
| Amount Paid: | 150 |
| Recommended: | No |
Details of Service Provider
| Phone: | 07551762854 |
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The Premises
The location is a bit off-the-beaten path, in North London, about a five-minute walk north from the Finchley Road & Frognal Overground station. The building is rather grotty but Barbie's room (she lives there) is clean and comfortable, and her bathroom/shower facilities are adequate
The Lady
Barbie's photos on the purple site are very accurate and quite erotic. But accurate photos still can lie, and Barbie is far from erotic, in person. She looks 21 but immediately told me that she was 31 even before I told her my own much older age. And Barbie doesn't lie. (When I asked her how she was settling in here in London, she smiled and said 'good money').
To summarise Barbie's appearance, she is about 5'3, slim bordering on skinny, has tiny but teasingly-erotic breasts, a lovely tight little arse and beautiful slender legs. She may not be erotic but Barbie is a lovely young Thai woman.
To summarise Barbie's appearance, she is about 5'3, slim bordering on skinny, has tiny but teasingly-erotic breasts, a lovely tight little arse and beautiful slender legs. She may not be erotic but Barbie is a lovely young Thai woman.
The Story
(My favourite Thai escort being hors de combat for a month, I decided that I couldn't hold out any longer for my regular Thai 'fix'. Next time, I will think twice before I 'butterfly'!)
I very rarely write a negative FR; the experience has to be really disappointing before my conscience demands that I owe it to others to sound a warning.
I also rarely have bad punts with Thai escorts. Some are better than others, but in over 35 years of punting with Thai escorts/masseuses/go-go dancers/beer bar girls/ and 'normal girls', I cannot remember a less satisfying punt than the one I had today! In fact, it seems almost impossible to believe that Barbie actually is an ethnic Thai. Even the dullest, least-experienced Thai girl can be counted on fall back on innate carnal instincts genetically passed down through generations of Thai women before her. Not Barbie.
Barbie is lying on the bed, fully-clad in a cotton sheath, panties and an unnecessary bra, resting on one elbow and occasionally glancing over her shoulder at her blaring TV set. 'Barbie, please turn off your telly' brought a surprised look to her face. 'Barbie, I think I would like to undress - will you join me?' finally reminded her that I had not traveled all the way up to NW3 just to watch soap operas with her.
Both finally nude, ten minutes wasted already and Barbie simply didn't have a clue. She almost seemed bemused to find herself lying naked on her bed with a nude man beside her. What to do, what to do? Since Barbie didn't seem particularly interested in doing anything other than watch TV, I attempted to get her attention by giving her a sensual massage (but 'no oil!') followed by gentle pussy play and then some slow cunnilingual therapy, all of which lasted over 20 minutes and resulted in little more than slightly rapid breathing and a few soft moans - Barbie doesn't even know how to fake it!
To cut to the chase, Barbie than made a feeble effort to do OWO (she wanted to do OW but I shamed her into doing SOMETHING right) and then finished me off with a reasonably-pleasing HJ. I left about 15 minutes early and was relieved just to get out of there.
Barbie is sweet, physically attractive and totally miscast as a woman of easy virtue. But she looks Thai (actually, Chinese-Thai) and I guess she just proves that there is an exception to every rule. AVOID!
(ps, Barbie's purple site profile was authored by the same guy who has written a number of other misleading profiles on Thai 'indies', ALL IN BOLD-FACE TYPE and dripping with cheap porn novel prose. Several other Thai 'indies' with similar profiles also have rooms in the same building and since the author also runs a second-rate London oriental agency, I have to wonder just how independent they are. Having had a misadventure with Annie, of similar circumstances, a little over a year ago, I might have known better.)
I very rarely write a negative FR; the experience has to be really disappointing before my conscience demands that I owe it to others to sound a warning.
I also rarely have bad punts with Thai escorts. Some are better than others, but in over 35 years of punting with Thai escorts/masseuses/go-go dancers/beer bar girls/ and 'normal girls', I cannot remember a less satisfying punt than the one I had today! In fact, it seems almost impossible to believe that Barbie actually is an ethnic Thai. Even the dullest, least-experienced Thai girl can be counted on fall back on innate carnal instincts genetically passed down through generations of Thai women before her. Not Barbie.
Barbie is lying on the bed, fully-clad in a cotton sheath, panties and an unnecessary bra, resting on one elbow and occasionally glancing over her shoulder at her blaring TV set. 'Barbie, please turn off your telly' brought a surprised look to her face. 'Barbie, I think I would like to undress - will you join me?' finally reminded her that I had not traveled all the way up to NW3 just to watch soap operas with her.
Both finally nude, ten minutes wasted already and Barbie simply didn't have a clue. She almost seemed bemused to find herself lying naked on her bed with a nude man beside her. What to do, what to do? Since Barbie didn't seem particularly interested in doing anything other than watch TV, I attempted to get her attention by giving her a sensual massage (but 'no oil!') followed by gentle pussy play and then some slow cunnilingual therapy, all of which lasted over 20 minutes and resulted in little more than slightly rapid breathing and a few soft moans - Barbie doesn't even know how to fake it!
To cut to the chase, Barbie than made a feeble effort to do OWO (she wanted to do OW but I shamed her into doing SOMETHING right) and then finished me off with a reasonably-pleasing HJ. I left about 15 minutes early and was relieved just to get out of there.
Barbie is sweet, physically attractive and totally miscast as a woman of easy virtue. But she looks Thai (actually, Chinese-Thai) and I guess she just proves that there is an exception to every rule. AVOID!
(ps, Barbie's purple site profile was authored by the same guy who has written a number of other misleading profiles on Thai 'indies', ALL IN BOLD-FACE TYPE and dripping with cheap porn novel prose. Several other Thai 'indies' with similar profiles also have rooms in the same building and since the author also runs a second-rate London oriental agency, I have to wonder just how independent they are. Having had a misadventure with Annie, of similar circumstances, a little over a year ago, I might have known better.)
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