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No. 115214 - Published 9 Nov 2013

Review of Gabby of House of Divine, London

Details of Visit
Location 2:HOD2 Warwick Road
Type of Visit:Incall
Date and Time of Visit:Sat 9 Nov 2013 11:45
Duration of Visit:1 Hours
Amount Paid:130

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Profile Name:House of Divine - click to view profile in a new window
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The Premises
Not ideal - no waiting room
The Lady
A bit like her photos - perhaps, but not as smiley
The Story
Not a good start, they were running 5 minutes late so I was asked to wait outside in the rain. Unfortunately I saw the punter before me leaving. I was not happy about that.

Got worse - OWO was not on offer a she claimed she had a sore throat. Pity she didn't mention this before I handed over the cash. No kissing either, but then previous reviewers had warned that there was no FK despite (HOD please note) the services offered on the web site.

Now this girl would be a good fuck if you were into necrophilia (that's sexual intercourse with dead bodies for the uninitiated) but for ordinary folks she is so un-engaged and remote that it's a real turn off. So the little soldier had no Oral (a bit of a pre-requisite for me at my age)so we opted for a hand job. Frankly dreadful, she has no idea how to wank a man off. I altered her grip and ask for lub, but it was all done without a iota of passion that it left me feeling pretty bad. I even had to ask her to turn off the two chumps who were discussing Crystal Palace football on the radio. I mean how can that be conducive to intimate pleasure. When I tried to talk to her about her lack of responsiveness she claimed not to be able to speak English. However I note that she understood everything else pretty well.

My attempt at RO was met with seemingly indifference. My attempt at penetration (mish) had to be aborted because the little soldier failed to stand to attention. I mean really - that has never happened before, how can he fail to perform when he is inside pussy. I mean . . . .

Now you might lay the blame for all this at the little soldier's door, but 45 minutes later in the sanctity of my study, the little fellow responded perfectly. Also I could give you a list of girls who have enjoyed our encounters.

Gabby does not seem to like sex and as such she should not be working in this industry. HOD have really fallen down here because usually their girls are par excellance.

Note to the HOD management - you owe me £130. I don't care about that, but please make sure all your girls are up to scratch. (do you want a tester???)

I made an error in only checking Gabby's reviews on HOD site. I should have looked for all her reviews. I guess over the years I have grown to trust HOD. Not any more!

Gabby - to you if you read this site, I'm really sorry to be so unkind, but you really shouldn't be doing this. It will not make you happy. I know it's probably the money - but please find another way. xxx

This Lady's Reviews
115221Mrindecisive11 Nov 2013Neutral
115214oldbutstilllovingit9 Nov 2013NO
115189phillipo6 Nov 2013YES

Total Reviews: 3

Recommended: 1, 33.3%

Not Recommended: 1, 33.3%

Neutral: 1, 33.3%

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