Review of Maya of Slough

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End terrace near Slough Sports Centre. Fit for purpose. Two girls in house (and I also heard a male voice upstairs)... we used a ground floor bedroom with a double bed but the bathroom was upstairs where another girl was working and was not convenient.

Not really my type at all (I actually like slim, petite, girls). She was about 5' tall and a BBW with huge tits... Unfortunately the rest of her was in the same proportions! Quite a pretty face with short blonde hair, fully shaved below. Polish but spoke reasonably good English. She said she was 25 although her web page says 20.

This was just one of those days! I had booked a girl called Amy whose phone number and details I got from the "other" site for half-an-hour. This was at 10.55am but when I arrived at 11.10am, 15 mins later, Amy answered the door and said she'd taken another booking meanwhile for an hour so I'd have to wait. I might add at this point that she was not nearly as good looking as her photos but I was still very miffed at the unprofessional behaviour!

I was alternatively offered the services of another girl called Maya who I didn't really want but... (yes, you know what's coming next) she was standing there and the old John Thomas kidnapped my brain so I reluctantly agreed rather than go home with a hard on in my hand and nothing else, as I wasn't prepared to wait for "the washed out looking" Amy.

Maya and I went into the room and got our kit off. Then her bloody phone rang and she answered it. I then asked her to switch it off and we got on the bed. We kissed a bit (I could taste cigarettes) and she jerked on my prick with her hand without much success, despite my taking a viagra about 4 hours earlier which nearly always has the desired effect. We then engaged in OWO and 69 but she seemed determined to try to bring me off as soon as possible which I didn't want.

Then the f***ing phone rang again and I went ballistic and insisted she switch it off properly, which she reluctantly did. I then gave her some RO which I'm pretty good at but she didn't respond the way I expected. In fact, during the whole time she never made a sound or gave any indication that she was having any sort of enjoyable sensations with me.

She then put the old raincoat on my dick and we had sex in missionary position, again something I know I'm good at. She did smile and hold eye contact but made no sound of enjoyment and I came after a few minutes and pulled out in relief that it was all over!

I dressed, washed in the kitchen sink, and left as quickly as possible after all of 15 minutes.

At my age I really ought to know better but all you guys know how it is!

Maya is not recommended, and her flatmate Amy seriously isn't either!