Review of Abi of Birmingham

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Place is more like a strip club than a parlour. No bookings allowed and had to sit down for almost an hour talking to the bar maid before I could see the girl I wanted. At least they gave me one free complimentary beer during my wait. £10 discount for going before 8 pm. Bar maid did tell me its better to come after 8-9 pm and things pick up. She kept on offering me the other girl who was working the day shift but I wasnt interested in the other one.

Quite pretty Romanian girl, not the most attractive I have seen but she was the nicest looking on the website I saw, I think at the time she was very new, maybe weeks or months there. Long dark hair, small tits with a strange split nipple like a ring had been ripped out of it. Although she had a nice arse at least. Her English wasnt that great and she didnt seem to understand me very well or used that as an excuse.

After waiting 1 hour she came down, the bar maid called her over and told her she had another client. Looks like she was just with another client all this time. She kissed me on the cheek and asked if I smoke, I said yes so made me go outside with her for a smoke. At this point several other girls arrived for the night shift. This seemed a bit awkward as I hadnt even been properly introduced to her, and they were all speaking in foreign languages outside smoking. Wasnt the most comfortable atmosphere and they punter she was previously with was also outside too, very strange and uncomfortable.

I finally got to go upstairs with her, the room was all hot and sweaty, not the best atmosphere really, it made me sweaty walking in on a summer day and that was before the sex had even started. Girl seems annoyed or pissed off with her job. After paying she told me OWO was extra. When I asked her before what extra charges there were, she just said nothing and took my money. I told her forget it then.

Anyway, very poor OW was performed, she didnt even get my hard before she put the condom on, as you can see, this girl is not recommended. She tried to suck for 2 minutes before laying back on the bed. I then I asked her if she would go on top she said no, she is too tired, you go on top of me. I tried for a while but she had really put me off that the little guy wouldnt stay up. After 15 minutes of sweating from being in a room like a sauna and no cumming I left.

On the way out the barmaid said to me, she recommends the Italian girls, they are good, I think she knew I didnt have a good time or this girl wasnt good. Never went back again, not recommended, I thought at the time I will stick to Milton Keynes in future I think and did ever since.