Review of Alisha of Lewisham

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Lee High Road, very short walk from Lewisham DLR. Past enough fried chicken joints to feed an army. It is perhaps ironic that Nandos is now there. ‘In the land of the blind the one eyed man is king’. Anonymous social housing block, which opens straight onto the main road. Call when you are outside and she will buzz you in. The door was actually open when I arrived. Perfectly functional flat. Other people seemed to live/work from there.

Alisha is tall, rangy, and brown, with those amazing broad shoulders that some athletic young black girls seem to have. (NB Not the seriously fat ones who frequent the ASDA on the Old Kent Road, of which there are many). Ignore to a degree – of course – all the silly photos on the ‘interweb’. She seems quite inexperienced, and perhaps also not conventionally pretty. But she has a super sweet nature, and is chatty and friendly.

This was my first venture into the suburbs for years. I was in Lewisham, and I found this place via AW, I think (can’t remember!). All the runes seemed to point towards some hellish Romanian clip joint. But no – a warm and gentle punt, with genuine South American lady, which included a proper massage, and an unexpected little bit of shagging at the end (I thought I had asked for a massage with a happy ending, but no) which seemed entirely mutually pleasurable. Nothing very athletic, as I was totally fucked from working. It’s always nice to get fucked when you yourself are fucked.

I subscribe to the – probably racist - view that south American/African woman like sex more than European women, and certainly Alisha gave a very, very good impression that she wasn’t just grinning and bearing my amateurish thrustings.

The ‘massage-then-sex’ was pretty much a first for me – I’m more of a ‘cock-sucking-five-minutes-into-the-punt’ man. But I can recommend it. My face was glowing like a beacon as I wandered off, which was a bit unexpected. The massage left me feeling loose limbed and revitalised.

Treat her with respect, gents, and she will show you a good time. Good luck with your hotel in Margherita, Alisha!