Review of Kelley of Maidstone

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Functional premises, rented house in Maidstone (near the hospital). Clean but quite tatty on the onside, clearly only used as a brothel. As I went upstairs, another door was firmly shut as we went into the bedroom Kelley used for this encounter.
Bedroom itself was small and really quite shabby. The bed was sturdy but not comfortable, no pillows or cushions. No attempt made to create an atmosphere of intimacy. It should have warned me what to expect.
I was not offered a shower before or after my punt so I cannot comment on that. The bedroom had a cubby with a toilet and sink.

Kelley was the girl in her profile's photos. Kelley was the height and size given - slim size with large full tits. She is pretty and sexy, her big rack contrasts very pleasantly with her small frame. I estimated them to be 34DD, very good to squeeze and fondle. She had a very small and pert bum.
Kelley has a slim, pretty face although quite angular. She has long dark hair, classic Romanian looks - tanned skin. She has a lot of tattoos which I quite liked but may put off others.
She was wearing a sexy little French maid's outfit and a pale green thong. She didn't wear a bra despite the ample nature of her tits.
Kelley was definitely 21 as her profile starts.

I set this punt up from two hours notice. Her communication was friendly, polite and easy. We'd agreed on 30 minutes via text.
This was a crap encounter with one or two redeeming features - the first of which was the fact Kelley was not a bait-and-switch and is undeniably hot, slim and young. So, first impressions of her were good; she greeted me with a little kiss and took me by the hand to lead me up to the room, which was a nice touch.
Once in the bedroom, I reminded her we'd agreed a 30 minute punt and handed over the £60 fee. It was after that things went downhill really. Kelley took the money and did not seem to know what to do next, just standing there. I said I'd start to "get comfortable" and she hardly reacted. She told me she'd give me "five minutes," then came back in the door 10 seconds later and started to strip - her magnificent tits popping out of her outfit got me a semi hard-on virtually straight away, and she smiled a little bit shyly at me. She peeled off her thong, I was in my underpants and stepped over to join her. I started kissing her neck and tits, fondling the latter. Kelley removed my underpants and gave my cock a stroke. I went to suck on her nipple; I'd hardly put my lips to it when she pulled back sharply with an exclamation and glaring at me like I'd bitten her there (which I've never done to a girl ever). She told me it was "too fast." I apologised and snogged her cleavage a little more but she guided me to the bed.
Kelley asked me if I wanted OWO - when I replied yes, she told me that was extra. I pointed out this was not on her profile as an extra and she repeated it was. I told her OW then. A typical crap blowjob followed, of the type where it's clear the girl doesn't want to give it and just wants you to cum and be on your way. Her OW was rapid, she kept her hand on the middle of my shaft, and barely moved her mouth down past the tip of my cock. I had to tell her to slow down. When I'd said this, she only provided 10 more seconds of barely-adequate covered BJ before lubing herself up and making ready to ride me. The best bit was fondling her big tits as she bent over me. The view was very good too.
Kelley warned me not to touch her left-hand hip and thigh area during the fuck, as she had a new tattoo there. She climbed on top and started to pound herself against me, again clearly in a hurry to get me to finish. I told her quite firmly to slow down, and was glad when she did as I asked. Once she did ease off the gas, I actually found myself enjoying it, as she was sexy and tight. Also, she maintained good eye contact and responded positively to some dirty talk and encouragement, smiling at me. She stopped midway through a couple of times though, which was again very off-putting. Those stops seemed to coincide with when I slowed down my rhythm even more and pushed myself quite deep into her.
I told her I wanted to fuck her from behind which she agreed to. I pushed her hips down so I could fuck her quite hard, I was rewarded with some gasps and sighs, and popped my load into the condom. So the fuck was quite good, especially in the context of an overall shit encounter and is about the only other redeeming feature that I had a decent fuck with a very hot young woman.
All told, the whole suck and fuck lasted about 7 minutes. Kelley cleaned me off and pulled her thong on, avoiding eye contact. I asked her what next, and she looked at me a little incredulously and said "It's only come once." I replied I understood that but pointed out there was lots of time on the clock and could I at least have a massage to relax me. Kelley obliged with a very brief rub-down of my back with oils. By this point 9 minutes had passed since I'd set foot in the front door. It was clear from Kelley's body language no further services would be provided at this point. I felt thoroughly put out as I got dressed and left. There was barely any small talk as I did so. Do not spend your money on this young woman.