Review of Abbey of Windsor

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Smart block in the centre of Windsor. Private gates, so unsure and parked nearby. Cheap enough.
Flat is clean, better than average.

Oh dear, had such a good run, but now this. Switch n bait. Not the girl in the photo. I asked her name and she said Sophie. I said your not Abbey then? ( she clearly wasn't) . Claimed it was her real name. Yeah right. Pocket sized Romanian. Not to my taste, Should have turned and run. Fit enough, just doesn't do it for me.

Admin out of the way. Took shower. Offered massage that went on a bit too long. Not that relaxing and not erotic ( she wasn't tickling my balls anyway). Flipped over , asked if I want a blow with or without, Without. Nothing fancy. Moved across her ( whatever her name was) and was going to explore. No DATY ( it tickles her). No FK and said no CIM. All listed on the services but clearly not today. Think this is called a" Vanilla"...but it wasn't tasty to me. Tried a couple of positions, but went for a doggy to finish. 15 mins of action if I was lucky. Offered a shower and to take my clothes, said what about round 2? She said she could give me a hand job. Declined and thought that's what I should have done....stayed at home and had a hand job. The 8 good reviews on the purple banner website ( im guessing) are fake. Left cheated and unfulfilled. Don't go near the place.